STUPID HEADLINES 110914
It is time once again for
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
This week TWO headlines are completely made up, guess the fakes and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo. 'None of the above' will not be the correct answer.
As people get heavier, crash-test dummies gain weight - WHA WHA WHA WHAT?
Arizona woman loses wedding ring handing out Halloween candy - That's what you get for letting your wedding ring hand out candy.
X-ray shows sick tortoise swallowed turtle pendant - Good thing it wasn't a porcupine. (Yeah, you're right, that doesn't make any sense.)
Study: Vitamin D, bananas and grapefruit could be a dangerous combination - Especially if taken with large doses of arsenic.
For the first time in 4 years, gas is cheaper than milk - Maybe we need to start fracking cows.
When 'thirty-seven-fifty' for your wine means $3750 - I know it's when I'm in the wrong frickin restaurant.
Deer with vampire fangs spotted for first tine in decades - In the last few decades they have only been striped.
Black Christmas? Store set to open doors at 6 PM December 25 - Suldog set to start a new crusade, "New Years Eve First!"
Man says he'll be eaten alive by anaconda - on TV - Please...bring back Honey Boo Boo
Did Willie smoke pot in the WH? - Nelson or Clinton?
Police say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On The Run - Armed maybe, but on the run? Do the police hope to defeat him?
1 in 4 Employers Catch Workers Faking Being Sick - The other three aren't on Facebook.
Last week's fake headline was:
University of Idaho to change football name from Idaho Vandals to Idaho Spuds - You just can't offend all those kids with spray paint.
Surprising how many people have heard of the Idaho Vandals!