STUPID HEADLINES 110214
It is time once again for
Jewelry, flowers and dinner Scott,
Jewelry, flowers and dinner!
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo. 'None of the above' may be a correct answer.
Hawaii officials warn of possible lava evacuation - What could possibly force lava to have to leave?
Man smashes 10 Commandments - Claims the hardest one was that Adultery thing. "I had to get married to do that, of course that made number six easier to smash."
Man loses 270 pounds, wins 'Teacher of the Year' - Does the Teacher of the Year have any say in this?
Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott's Biggest Fight Yet Involves a Baked Potato - Oh big deal, sooner or later every couple has the baked potato fight!
Large flightless bird closes Indiana highway - Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
University of Idaho to change football name from Idaho Vandals to Idaho Spuds - You just can't offend all those kids with spray paint.
'Operation' game inventor can't afford his surgery - Plus he can't find a surgeon that doesn't light up his nose.
Pope Francis declares evolution and Big Bang theory are right and God isn't 'a magician with a magic wand' - However, he did make little green apples.
Google searching for cancer cure - If it was that easy we'd have had a cure years ago. I'm pretty sure you have to develop a cure before you can find it on the internet.
Giffords struggling to make guns a midterm issue - It may be a little late, the election is Tuesday.
Jose Canseco Accidentally Shoots Off His Middle Finger - I think the Giffords may have just won a vote, and Jose is at a road rage disadvantage.
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie Argues With Sandy Heckler - I'm pretty sure I went to school with a Sandy Heckler.
Oklahoma Gun Range Awarded Liquor License - Relax, they are only allowed to serve US Postal workers.
Medicare bought meds for dead people - They might work, if only they could get them to swallow the pills.
Last week's fake headline was:
Large Boulder found on Mt. Rushmore bears striking resemblance to Obama - No one noticed because it was behind a Bush.
This did not fool: