Man smashes 10 Commandments - Claims the hardest one was that Adultery thing. "I had to get married to do that, of course that made number six easier to smash."
Man loses 270 pounds, wins 'Teacher of the Year' - Does the Teacher of the Year have any say in this?
Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott's Biggest Fight Yet Involves a Baked Potato - Oh big deal, sooner or later every couple has the baked potato fight!
Large flightless bird closes Indiana highway - Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
University of Idaho to change football name from Idaho Vandals to Idaho Spuds - You just can't offend all those kids with spray paint.
'Operation' game inventor can't afford his surgery - Plus he can't find a surgeon that doesn't light up his nose.
Pope Francis declares evolution and Big Bang theory are right and God isn't 'a magician with a magic wand' - However, he did make little green apples.