STUPID HEADLINES 021515
It is time again for
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a
WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be
a correct answer.
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Charles Manson’s fiancée reportedly wanted to marry him for his
corpse – A corpse is a corpse of course of course, have you
ever heard of a talking corpse? Ask for
Charlie M.
Republican bill could
give Congress veto power over executive regulations – Obama issues executive
order to negate Congress veto power over executive regulations.
Six year old drives
family pick-up truck into kitchen – “Well you said to bring in the groceries.”
Experts invent invisibility cloak – Now they can’t find the damn thing!
Woman wins $1.5M after car crash
turns her into dominatrix – Apparently the car had leather seats, but I still find this
difficult to believe.
Singles Who Use Emojis Have More Sex
– Maybe, but as an
old married guy I’ll stick with Cialis. J
Hat-Stealing Attack Owl In Oregon
Officially Named 'Owlcapone' – So they
solved the Whoo-done-it?
Montana lawmaker: Yoga
pants, Speedos should be illegal in public – It not the size of the butt in the
pants, it’s the size of the butt in the pants.
2 Moms Have a Baby With
a Strange Man – How strange could he be?
Scientists
achieve X-ray vision with safe, visible light – Those glasses were advertized in comic books years ago. They do not see through blouses!
Judge orders gamblers to return
winnings to New Jersey casino – Well I’ve never won at a Jersey
casino, but that hardly seems fair to me.
Biden searches for his ‘old butt
buddy’ in Iowa – Oh relax everyone, I’m sure it was a simple slip of
the tongue…he meant ‘my old salami smuggler.’
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Last week’s fake was:
Alabama man finds 8 foot alligator
in his swimming pool – For Sale: 5 pair of shoes size 6 to 8 and 27 wallets.
And
the winners are:
I think it is the Man finding Alligator.
You can find Munir here @ http://focusthroughalens.blogspot.com/
Alabama man finds 8 foot alligator in his swimming
pool--apparently I'm not the ONLY one who hallucinates!!
Visit fishducky @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/ think she is funny? She’s been married 60 years, so you know she
has a great sense of humor!
Congratulate the winners, and come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
well, i have no idea the story on the car-turning-woman-dominatrix, but in light of 50 shades mania, i'll choose that one.
ReplyDeleteSee, I don't always win. That's a good thing. I'll be back later with my guess.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Cranky. :)
I don't believe this one: Experts invent invisibility cloak-Now they can’t find the damn thing!
ReplyDeleteYou can always find it by the tag. Wait, you didn't rip the tag off, did you? MORON!
Timothy must be new to your blog. Everybody knows it's not MORON - it's JERK!
Delete;-)
I'm choosing this lmao
ReplyDeleteSingles Who Use Emojis Have More Sex
But your response was funnier
Maybe, but as an old married guy I’ll stick with Cialis.
Hilarious
Invisible cloak . The public will buy it but not me...:)
ReplyDeleteSix year old drives family pick-up truck into kitchen--he would have been OK if hadn't run the red light in the dining room!!
ReplyDeleteCrash turns woman into dominatrix? And she gets money for this? I'd drive my wife around recklessly for nothing if a crash would turn her into a dominatrix.
ReplyDeleteI will go with, "Scientists achieve X-ray vision with safe, visible light" this week. We should use them in Washington.
ReplyDeleteScientists achieve X-ray vision with safe, visible light - false
ReplyDeleteBiden's old butt buddy....I'm confused. I thought Anthony Weiner was from New York? ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the singles who use emojis having more sex. Everybody knows that singles have more sex than anybody else anyways. They don't need emojis.
ReplyDeleteRepublican bill could give Congress veto power over executive regulations is the fake.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to go with #6, Singles Who Use Emojis Have More Sex. Then, I saw your Cialis comment. I responded more than four hours after your post, so I was afraid you might be calling your physician and I didn't want to upset you any further.
I gotta go with "OwlCapone" as the fake. That name is too good to be true. Besides, who trains and ATTACK owl? Don't they only work at night?
ReplyDeleteI don't know which is false, but I loved your comment to the Biden one. Totally made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteOk surely the invisibility cloak is the fake one :)
ReplyDeletegrrrrr! I am used to always being one of the smarter ones in a group, but when I come here I feel dumb! These are always hard! I will go with the invisibility cloak this time!
ReplyDeleteI used to work for a small community paper and one thing happened that was a scream.
ReplyDeleteA community leader died and we wrote an obit.
The obit read John Snow assed away on May 12.......
His wife called a few days later and we were all prepared to get our butts reamed. But all she said was, I knew he loafed a great deal but I wouldn't saw he assed away.
We all had a good laugh about it.
Six year old drives family pick-up truck into kitchen. That's my pick this week.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Cranky. ☺