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Sunday, February 15, 2015

STUPID HEADLINES 021515


STUPID HEADLINES 021515

It is time again for
Should make for an excellent "Jersey cocktail"
 STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.

One headline may be fake.  Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO.  None of the above may be a correct answer.

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Charles Manson’s fiancée reportedly wanted to marry him for his corpse – A corpse is a corpse of course of course, have you ever heard of a talking corpse?  Ask for Charlie M.

Republican bill could give Congress veto power over executive regulations – Obama issues executive order to negate Congress veto power over executive regulations.

Six year old drives family pick-up truck into kitchen – “Well you said to bring in the groceries.”

Experts invent invisibility cloak – Now they can’t find the damn thing!

Woman wins $1.5M after car crash turns her into dominatrix – Apparently the car had leather seats, but I still find this difficult to believe.

Singles Who Use Emojis Have More Sex – Maybe, but as an old married guy I’ll stick with Cialis. J

Hat-Stealing Attack Owl In Oregon Officially Named 'Owlcapone' – So they solved the Whoo-done-it?

Montana lawmaker: Yoga pants, Speedos should be illegal in public – It not the size of the butt in the pants, it’s the size of the butt in the pants.

2 Moms Have a Baby With a Strange Man – How strange could he be?

Scientists achieve X-ray vision with safe, visible light – Those glasses were advertized in comic books years ago.  They do not see through blouses!


Judge orders gamblers to return winnings to New Jersey casino – Well I’ve never won at a Jersey casino, but that hardly seems fair to me.


Biden searches for his ‘old butt buddy’ in Iowa – Oh relax everyone, I’m sure it was a simple slip of the tongue…he meant ‘my old salami smuggler.’



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Last week’s fake was:

Alabama man finds 8 foot alligator in his swimming pool – For Sale: 5 pair of shoes size 6 to 8 and 27 wallets.


And the winners are:


I think it is the Man finding Alligator.

You can find Munir here @ http://focusthroughalens.blogspot.com/


Alabama man finds 8 foot alligator in his swimming pool--apparently I'm not the ONLY one who hallucinates!!

Visit fishducky @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/ think she is funny?  She’s been married 60 years, so you know she has a great sense of humor!

Congratulate the winners, and come back next week for more

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

19 comments:

  1. well, i have no idea the story on the car-turning-woman-dominatrix, but in light of 50 shades mania, i'll choose that one.

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  2. See, I don't always win. That's a good thing. I'll be back later with my guess.

    Have a fabulous day Cranky. :)

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  3. I don't believe this one: Experts invent invisibility cloak-Now they can’t find the damn thing!

    You can always find it by the tag. Wait, you didn't rip the tag off, did you? MORON!

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    1. Timothy must be new to your blog. Everybody knows it's not MORON - it's JERK!

      ;-)

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  4. I'm choosing this lmao
    Singles Who Use Emojis Have More Sex

    But your response was funnier
    Maybe, but as an old married guy I’ll stick with Cialis.

    Hilarious

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  5. Invisible cloak . The public will buy it but not me...:)

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  6. Six year old drives family pick-up truck into kitchen--he would have been OK if hadn't run the red light in the dining room!!

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  7. Crash turns woman into dominatrix? And she gets money for this? I'd drive my wife around recklessly for nothing if a crash would turn her into a dominatrix.

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  8. I will go with, "Scientists achieve X-ray vision with safe, visible light" this week. We should use them in Washington.

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  9. Scientists achieve X-ray vision with safe, visible light - false

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  10. Biden's old butt buddy....I'm confused. I thought Anthony Weiner was from New York? ;)

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  11. I'm going with the singles who use emojis having more sex. Everybody knows that singles have more sex than anybody else anyways. They don't need emojis.

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  12. Republican bill could give Congress veto power over executive regulations is the fake.

    I wanted to go with #6, Singles Who Use Emojis Have More Sex. Then, I saw your Cialis comment. I responded more than four hours after your post, so I was afraid you might be calling your physician and I didn't want to upset you any further.

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  13. I gotta go with "OwlCapone" as the fake. That name is too good to be true. Besides, who trains and ATTACK owl? Don't they only work at night?

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  14. I don't know which is false, but I loved your comment to the Biden one. Totally made me laugh!

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  15. Ok surely the invisibility cloak is the fake one :)

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  16. grrrrr! I am used to always being one of the smarter ones in a group, but when I come here I feel dumb! These are always hard! I will go with the invisibility cloak this time!

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  17. I used to work for a small community paper and one thing happened that was a scream.
    A community leader died and we wrote an obit.

    The obit read John Snow assed away on May 12.......

    His wife called a few days later and we were all prepared to get our butts reamed. But all she said was, I knew he loafed a great deal but I wouldn't saw he assed away.
    We all had a good laugh about it.

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  18. Six year old drives family pick-up truck into kitchen. That's my pick this week.

    Have a fabulous day Cranky. ☺

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