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Sunday, February 15, 2015
STUPID HEADLINES 021515
STUPID HEADLINES 021515
It is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
Charles Manson’s fiancée reportedly wanted to marry him for his corpse – A corpse is a corpse of course of course, have you ever heard of a talking corpse? Ask for Charlie M.
Republican bill could give Congress veto power over executive regulations – Obama issues executive order to negate Congress veto power over executive regulations.
Six year old drives family pick-up truck into kitchen – “Well you said to bring in the groceries.”
Experts invent invisibility cloak – Now they can’t find the damn thing!
Woman wins $1.5M after car crash turns her into dominatrix – Apparently the car had leather seats, but I still find this difficult to believe.
Singles Who Use Emojis Have More Sex – Maybe, but as an old married guy I’ll stick with Cialis. J
Hat-Stealing Attack Owl In Oregon Officially Named 'Owlcapone' – So they solved the Whoo-done-it?
Montana lawmaker: Yoga pants, Speedos should be illegal in public – It not the size of the butt in the pants, it’s the size of the butt in the pants.
2 Moms Have a Baby With a Strange Man – How strange could he be?
Scientists achieve X-ray vision with safe, visible light – Those glasses were advertized in comic books years ago. They do not see through blouses!
Judge orders gamblers to return winnings to New Jersey casino – Well I’ve never won at a Jersey casino, but that hardly seems fair to me.
Biden searches for his ‘old butt buddy’ in Iowa – Oh relax everyone, I’m sure it was a simple slip of the tongue…he meant ‘my old salami smuggler.’
Last week’s fake was:
Alabama man finds 8 foot alligator in his swimming pool – For Sale: 5 pair of shoes size 6 to 8 and 27 wallets.
And the winners are:
I think it is the Man finding Alligator.
You can find Munir here @ http://focusthroughalens.blogspot.com/
Alabama man finds 8 foot alligator in his swimming pool--apparently I'm not the ONLY one who hallucinates!!
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Congratulate the winners, and come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!