STUPID HEADLINES 021515
It is time again for
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
Charles Manson’s fiancée reportedly wanted to marry him for his corpse – A corpse is a corpse of course of course, have you ever heard of a talking corpse? Ask for Charlie M.
Republican bill could give Congress veto power over executive regulations – Obama issues executive order to negate Congress veto power over executive regulations.
Six year old drives family pick-up truck into kitchen – “Well you said to bring in the groceries.”
Experts invent invisibility cloak – Now they can’t find the damn thing!
Woman wins $1.5M after car crash turns her into dominatrix – Apparently the car had leather seats, but I still find this difficult to believe.
Singles Who Use Emojis Have More Sex – Maybe, but as an old married guy I’ll stick with Cialis. J
Hat-Stealing Attack Owl In Oregon Officially Named 'Owlcapone' – So they solved the Whoo-done-it?
Montana lawmaker: Yoga pants, Speedos should be illegal in public – It not the size of the butt in the pants, it’s the size of the butt in the pants.
2 Moms Have a Baby With a Strange Man – How strange could he be?
Scientists achieve X-ray vision with safe, visible light – Those glasses were advertized in comic books years ago. They do not see through blouses!
Judge orders gamblers to return winnings to New Jersey casino – Well I’ve never won at a Jersey casino, but that hardly seems fair to me.
Biden searches for his ‘old butt buddy’ in Iowa – Oh relax everyone, I’m sure it was a simple slip of the tongue…he meant ‘my old salami smuggler.’
Last week’s fake was:
Alabama man finds 8 foot alligator in his swimming pool – For Sale: 5 pair of shoes size 6 to 8 and 27 wallets.
And the winners are:
I think it is the Man finding Alligator.
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Alabama man finds 8 foot alligator in his swimming pool--apparently I'm not the ONLY one who hallucinates!!
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Congratulate the winners, and come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!