Sunday, February 22, 2015
STUPID HEADLINES 022215
STUPID HEADLINES 022215
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
Utah woman seeks world record for catching bridal bouquets- So I guess the thing about catching the bouquet and being the next bride kinda doesn’t work.
Police chased tractor-trailer 34 miles, dodged thrown fridge – If the dude can throw a fridge, I imagine if the cops caught up to him they got their asses kicked!
Carjacker thwarted by confusion over stick shift – Some thieves are just no good in the clutch.
Surveyors to announce Washington Monument's new official, shorter height – It’s an age thing, I’ve lost an inch in 68 years, and I did not start at 555 feet.
American teenagers getting less and less sleep, study shows – This survey proves that either teens are getting less sleep, or they can’t tell time.
Wisconsin roads being thawed with cheese – It does melt snow, but drivers are warned to look out for the black mice.
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes in Pennsylvania – It lost control and then went into a roll.
Krispy Kreme apologizes for ‘KKK Wednesday’ customer promo – Their “Really Hot Cross Bun” special was particularly offensive.
Utah court lets woman sue herself over fatal wreck – This should be a really easy out of court settlement.
New Jersey man created black ice to cover up drunken car wreck – “Sherioushly ossifer, who could see all thish blackenish isises?”
Wedding ends in brawl after bride marries guest instead of groom – It was a simple mistake, they were both wearing a black tuxedo.
Rare pearl found inside seafood stew worth over $10K – That is just absurd, who would pay over $10,000 for a seafood stew.
Last week’s fake was:
Six year old drives family pick-up truck into kitchen – “Well you said to bring in the groceries.”
And the winners:
Six year old drives family pick-up truck into kitchen--he would have been OK if hadn't run the red light in the dining room!!
Six year old drives family pick-up truck into kitchen. That's my pick this week.
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