STUPID HEADLINES 020815
It
is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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| That is just wrong! |
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a
WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be
a correct answer.
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Binge-Watching
May Be a Sign You’re Depressed or Lonely – This is ridiculous,
I hardly think Chris Christie is lonely or…what? Oh, binge…never mind.
Police Bust
Zamboni Driver for DUI During School Hockey Game – It was
obvious because the play had not stopped yet.
Woman
Stunned When She Wakes UP and Finds Strange Baby Next to Her in Bed – How long had
she been asleep?
McDonalds to
accept love as payment – Well I’ve heard people say that burger flipping is a
job that blows, but…
Diver gets
caught in whale ‘poo-nado’ – They do, do that
Doo-Doo that whales do so well.
Chinese
woman wakes from coma only speaking English – “Who is a
baby in my a bed?”
Alabama man finds 8 foot alligator
in his swimming pool – For Sale: 5 pair of shoes size 6 to 8 and 27 wallets.
Convicted
felon arrested for killing five small ALLIGATORS for his Super Bowl feast – “Mmmm,
hey Bubba, pass me the Reptiles in a blanket, oh and I like your shoes.”
Cub
Scout nature hike ends up at nude beach – “Ok now scouts,
remember, ‘Be Prepared!’”
People Jailed for Owing Less
Taxes Than Al Sharpton – I’m pretty sure I owe less
than Al…why is that against the law?
Harvard
bans professors from having sex with undergrads – The
head of the committee on sexual relations stated "We
wanted to emphasize that the central characteristic of any relationship between
a professor and an undergraduate in the College should be pedagogical."
Now I am confused...Can they have sexual relations or not?
Jerry
Rice admits using 'stickum' on gloves after accusing Patriots of cheating – This
would have given him a big advantage when he was playing, I wonder why he
waited to use stickum until after he accused the Patriots of cheating.
Thanks to Val @ http://unbaggingthecats.blogspot.com/ for a stupid headline submission.
Thanks to Val @ http://unbaggingthecats.blogspot.com/ for a stupid headline submission.
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Last week’s fake was:
NONE OF THE ABOVE!
Only two winners this
week:
Unfortunately these all sound real to me, so maybe "none of
the above" is a fake.
GO say hello at http://messymimismeanderings.blogspot.com/
I think all these are true this week. So, that's my guess.
Visit Sandee @ http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/
Oh and I think I failed to
give Sandee her Whopop-tee-doo…sorry, here it is
WHOOP-TEE-DOO!!
Congratulate our winners,
and come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
I vote for the Chinese woman who woke up speaking only English.
ReplyDelete"Woman Stunned When She Wakes UP and Finds Strange Baby Next to Her in Bed"
ReplyDeleteDid anyone check to see if it was just a "little person"?
MacDonalds? I cannot twist this headline into any way that makes sense.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think I'd win this week. I really wasn't sure. I guessed.
ReplyDeleteI'll be back later to guess this weeks headlines.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
gonna go for 5 small alligator kills.
ReplyDeleteSurely it has to be McDonald's one :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a tanfastic week ;-)
I think it is the Man finding Alligator.
ReplyDeleteI'm stickin' with Jerry Rice as the fake. He was successful, yes. But why would he admit NOW that he used stickum THEN? Besides, so many of your readers say they don't follow or care about football...maybe you tossed that one in there because people would skim over it and not notice its fakeness.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm over-analyzing again. It has not served me well in the past.
Alabama man finds 8 foot alligator in his swimming pool--apparently I'm not the ONLY one who hallucinates!!
ReplyDeleteI don't think McDonald's would take my love in exchange for a cheeseburger.
ReplyDeleteChinese woman wakes up speaking English.
ReplyDeleteI guess English could be her second language...but I go with this anyway.
The Chinese woman waking up and only speaking English sounds far fetched.
ReplyDeleteI am going with "Convicted felon arrested for killing five small ALLIGATORS for his Super Bowl feast" this week. I am pretty sure it is one of the alligator headlines. I pick this one because I would not go with little alligators but at least one big one.
ReplyDeleteI think the one with the woman waking up with the baby next to her bed is fake!
ReplyDeleteThe tax one sounds fishy to me -- it's illegal to not file, but to owe nothing isn't illegal at all.
ReplyDeleteAbout half of these I already have read and know are true. The other half sounds right too. I'm going for week two that all are real.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Cranky. ☺