THE CRANKY OLD MAN
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Sunday, February 1, 2015
STUPID HEADLINES 020115
STUPID HEADLINES 020115
It is time again for
So...a hunter's head over the fireplace?
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY*
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake.Guess the fake and win a mention and a
WHOOP-TEE-DOO.None of the above may be
a correct answer. Comment moderation will be in place until Monday.
Colorado baker faces complaint for refusing anti-gay message on
cake – Discrimination against discrimination…I hate that!
Obama expected to allow drilling in Atlantic – As long as they keep the drill off the bottom.
Cowboys fan asking for $88 billion in suit vs. NFL – Fan is
upset over the Dez Bryant call in the Packer game.I’d say Eighty eight billion ought to about
Men: It’s Never Too Late To Look Years Younger – All
you have to do is find yourself a trophy wife.
commentator asks female star to 'twirl' for crowd, draws backlash – Oh big
deal, why is this sexist?The dude just
wanted to checkout her ass.
builds Braille printer with Legos – Machine works great but is
limited to the letter “G.”
bars judges from belonging to Boy Scouts – Oh come on…how many judges
in California are young enough to be boy scouts?
orders sweet tea and chicken sandwich at Burger King and gets bag full of
$2,631 in cash – “Will that be
to go?” “No, I’ll spend it right here.”
Jersey school evacuated after chemistry lab 'mishap' involving acid – Big deal,
acid trips were quite common in the 60’s.
radio signal from space caught live for first time – The
signal was faint but scientists clearly heard “Baba Booey…Baba Booey!”
Obama forgoes a headscarf and sparks backlash in Saudi Arabia – Well,
that is pretty scandalous.Chopping off
people’s heads and flogging bloggers isn’t a problem though.
Christie Heading To London In February – “London Bridge is shutting
down, shutting down, London Bridge…”
Police Officer Accused
Of Hitting Wife In Face With 4 Children At Home – I would have thought
that after being hit with the first, or the second child at the least, his wife
would be knocked cold.
Tourists run up
Philadelphia's famous 'Rocky steps'... and find Sylvester Stallone – Talk about
“jumping the shark” movie star is down to taking selfies with tourists.