STUPID FACEBOOK “WHO
ARE YOU” QUIZZES
Every day I see on
Facebook people taking a quiz to determine which famous world leader they would
be, or what occupation they should have, or who are they as smart as, or what
animal they would be, or…well you know the quiz. I don’t know how, but I am certain someone is
making money off these stupid quizzes. I
never take them because I am afraid I would fail.
But I have no qualms
about posting my own stupid quiz:
WHICH FAMOUS BRAIN-DEAD,
NUMBNUTZ, JERK-WEED FOOL ARE YOU?
1.
A photographer is stalking you, you:
a. Smile
b. Dance like a fool
c. Throw eggs at the camera
d. Take off your clothes and make a porn
movie
e. Drink a fifth of scotch
2.
You are in a fender bender car
accident and the other driver screams and makes a big scene, you:
a. Assume full responsibility
b. Make a lame excuse
c. Throw eggs at the other driver
d. Take off your clothes and make a porn
movie
e. Drink a fifth of scotch
3.
You are in a movie theater and
another patron is making noise and playing with their cell phone, you:
a. Ask what he is watching on the cell
phone
b. Ask what is a cell phone
c. Throw eggs at him
d. Ask him to use the cell phone to
video you taking off your clothes and make a porn movie
e. Drink a fifth of scotch
4.
A police officer stops you for
J-walking, you:
a. Claim you are color blind and thought
red was green
b. Say that is how you always walk
c. Throw eggs at the cop
d. Take off your clothes and make a porn
movie
e. Offer the officer a slug from your
scotch bottle
5.
You find a twenty dollar bill in the
street, you:
a. Pick it up and leave a thank you note
b. Leave a note saying your twenty
dollar bill is under this note
c. Use the bill to blow your nose…and
then throw eggs at it
d. Pick up the bill and leave a DVD of
your porn movie
e. Drink a fifth of scotch
THE EVALUATION
If you even took this
test, you are Jughead
If you took this test
seriously, you are Gilligan
If you are too good to
take the test even as a joke, you are Justin Bieber
If you took the test in
the nude, you are Paris Hilton
If you took the test and then drank a fifth of
scotch, you are David Hasselhoff
Who are you?
Certainly, a male homeowner has been arrested more than once across the country for other stuff while "breaking into his own house"--but it is the other stuff that provides the actual legal charges.
Funny choices this week Joe.