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Thursday, May 9, 2013

MRS. CRANKY’s SHOPPING LIST CONTEST


MRS. CRANKY’s SHOPPING LIST CONTEST…and the winner is:

Having lost STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY’s post due to a computer hic cup this past Sunday, Cranky Old Man held a contest.


First, the answers to items on Mrs. Cranky’s list (you figure out the order, I still don’t know.  I’m just going by what Mrs. C tells me.)
 

Carnation Instant Breakfast/ Strawberries/ Celery/ Tomatoes/ Apples/ Rye bread with seeds/ Fettuccini/ Confectionary sugar/ Dark coffee – coupon/ Soup/ Lima beans/ Potato rolls for Hamburgers/ Tissues the big rectangular box/ Travel toothpaste/ Allergy sinus/ Eggs/ Orange juice

I KNOW!!

The winners who correctly answered the most items are:

From the non-blogger category:

Maryanne M.  Who correctly identified 8 items including unbelievably “potato rolls for hamburgers!”

Honorable mention goes to Elaine D. for answering 7 items correctly

Maryanne will be receiving (and quickly deleting) her pdf file copy of “I Used to be Stupid” shortly.

Elaine D. if she chooses to accept will also receive a copy as Maryanne is Mrs. C’s sister and I feel she had an unfair advantage.

From the blogger category:

Eccentricess@  http://eccentricess.blogspot.com/ with six correct answers.

Honorable mentions also go to the funniest guesses:

Eccentricesss – Arsenic

Marty K – Bum wads

Scott of Flight Plan @ http://lowandslow01.blogspot.com/ - "cannabis", "strappy potting soil", "tums flavored asparagus", "french connection”, "shaving cream", "condom soup", "lima tampons", and "a single ehmi OJ".

Fishducky @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/ - potatoes, conference swine, soup, limas, something you're supposed to tame & Ah Sin--wasn't he the cook on Bonanza?

Val @ http://unbaggingthecats.blogspot.com/ -  I see Strampy Call tamales, POTA news House Bill my sales, Fettuccini, Confectioner’s sugar curls, Paul Coffee soup, Tissues for bathroom and living room, Triage tablespoons, American singles, Oh, and apparently Mrs. C is going to Lima.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL YOU WINNERS

And Mrs. Cranky would like to add, “Confimr dognut femmr flm!”

7 comments:

  1. So Mrs. C is not a native English speaker? What you said is NOT what she wrote down. No Way. ;)

    S

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  2. just too dang funny! and yeah, maryanne DEFINITELY had an inside track on that one! her mind-link magic is not fooling me!

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  3. I think the fix was in. No way that list could be translated into English!!

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  4. I don't see how anyone could read this without calling in a CIA code breaker.

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  5. I wouldn't even have known what store to head for with that list. Maybe Mrs. C can pick up some freelance government work encoding spy messages.

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  6. "honorable mention" hell......those funniest comments deserve special prizes......my entire chubby middle still hurts from laffing.
    Thanks, Joe and commenters.

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  7. Gee, I'm sorry I missed the earlier post; I might have done okay with it. Your bride's writing bears a strong resemblance to the penmanship of some of the doctors I used to work with.

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