STUPID HEADLINES 052613
It is time once
again for:
STUPID HEADLINE
SUNDAY
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| And if you MUST take poison, please take it responsibly! |
One headline is
completely made up. Guess the fake and
win a mention.*
Thousands of French Households Taxed
100% - Well I guess they’ll
just have to work a little harder!
'Toilet of the
future' solves global issues – I think this was a misprint, should have been
tissues.
Bacon restaurant shut down for smelling like bacon – Restaurant owner Kevin Bacon vows to shower
more often.
More Americans Murdered In Mexico Than In Any Other
Country In The World – Well
yes, as technically Detroit is not a country.
Phil Jackson Once Dreamt About
Spanking Kobe Bryant – It’s
going to take a while to get that image out of my head.
Nepal slams climber's 'illegal' call from top of Mount
Everest – Apparently it is illegal to yodel in
Nepal.
FCC proposing to allow more sex and profanity during
kids’ television viewing hours – Well, I
guess since it is allowed on our streets, busses and trains, why not on TV?
Former Congressman Anthony Weiner announces bid for NYC
mayor – Could we please have a law that people
who text pictures of their penis to young girls cannot run for Mayor of the
greatest city in the world!
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| Ex-congressman Weiner doing his Eagle imitation. |
Scientist receives $100,000 Government Grant to determine
if chicken or egg came first – Next will be a
grant to determine why that chicken crossed the road.
Last week’s fake headlines:
Kosher Shrimp Co. Ferclempt Inc. third
quarter comes up short, declares bankruptcy – Shrimp
comes up short? Pleeze!
Dunkin Donuts sued for reverse
discrimination – Apparently
White Men can’t dunk.
TexWisGirl, Lo,
and Val all guessed the Kosher Shrimp but did not get the Dunkin Donuts and
therefore these bloggers:
TexWisGirl @ http://run-a-roundranch.blogspot.com/
Will not win a mention, and I will not suggest you visit their very entertaining posts!
Fran @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/ knew that Shrimp are never kosher, but
claimed all the other headlines were real based on some faulty Googling. Because of this error and because Googling
for answers is strictly forbidden,
Has been
disqualified and http://fishducky.blogspot.com/
will not be awarded a mention! Even though Fran's posts are also very entertaining and always good for several out loud gaffaws...PLEASE do not visit her site!!
*use of Google or other internet searches will disqualify any "Fake Headline" guesses!
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY EVERYBODY!!
And thank you all that have sacrificed and served to keep us free!
"Nepal slams climber's 'illegal' call from top of Mount Everest"
ReplyDeleteCan you hear me NOW? Haha!
S
you're too funny. :)
ReplyDeleteokay, i'm going with the chicken and egg story because i'm really hoping that one's false (and i don't google to find out)
I didn't Google until AFTER I had submitted my answer, but if I had, this is some of what I would have found:
ReplyDeleteDiscrimination Claims and Diversity Initiatives: What's a ... - Sutherland
www.sutherland.com/files/.../FLJFall2008McMillianBaker.pdf
by CW MCMILLIAN - Cited by 1 - Related articles
finding itself defending against claims of reverse discrimination if the program is .... chisee sued Dunkin' Donuts for discrimination based on its refusal to permit ...
Stupid Person Sues Dunkin' Donuts [Archive] - Actuarial Outpost
www.actuarialoutpost.com › ... › Cyberchat › Non-Actuarial Topics
Jun 3, 2011 - 39 posts - 21 authors
[Archive] Stupid Person Sues Dunkin' Donuts Non-Actuarial Topics. ... What's the deal with that? That's some reverse discrimination right there.
New Jersey Employment Lawyer: New Jersey Law - David A ...
www.newjerseylawyer.info/
City of Trenton settles reverse discrimination lawsuit for $375,000.00. ... Dunkin Donuts motion to dismiss a case filed by the employment law attorneys for ...
I forgive you!! Now can I get a mention?
Sorry Fran, the decision of the judges is final, no mention for you!
ReplyDeleteDang, married to a lawyer, they never quit!
Please, do not follow Fran @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteOK I can live with that, but does anyone know how to adjust a computer search engine so that when you click on http://joeh-crankyoldman.blogspot.com you will automatically go to http://fishducky.blogspot.com?
ReplyDeleteScientist receives $100,000 Government Grant to determine if chicken or egg came first – Next will be a grant to determine why that chicken crossed the road. --Please tell mew this isn't true!
ReplyDeleteThe Stupid Headlines pale in funniness compared with your outstandingly hysterical ways of not awarding the prize.
ReplyDeleteoh, gawd, I luv ya, Joe.
I'm picking the Chicken or the Egg Grant as fake. We all know that $100,000 is not enough money for a government study.
ReplyDeleteWhat Val said--yes.
ReplyDeleteI guess that the French taxed 100% and the chicken and the egg story are fake.
ReplyDelete