Stupid Headlines 040421
This week’s
stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments
'Captain
Underpants' book pulled for passive racism – I guess Caucasians were upset over the “Tighty
Whitey” wearing Captain.
Serial
killer on federal death row dies at Indiana hospital – And the ultimate irony…his last meal
was a bowl of Wheaties!
Study:
Adolescents more likely to become addicts after trying marijuana or misusing
prescription drugs – Studies also found that adolescents were more likely to drown when in
water, and get fat when they eat junk food and never leave the couch.
Florida
baby born on 3/21 at 3:21 in 321 area code – Welcome to the world baby Treduceuno.
English
housing estate invaded by flock of 'road runners' – A flock of coyotes cannot be far
behind.
Oscar
Mayer makes bacon-scented shoelaces – Not recommended for mailmen.
Russian
poll finds Putin is Russia’s sexiest man – He received 145,900,000 votes out of a possible 145,981,000
Russians.
81,000
Russians suddenly disappear – It is a mystery!
Starbucks
drinkers can now pay for coffee with Bitcoin via Bakkt digital wallet app – It’s about time, I’ve got Bitcoin just
burning a hole in my Bakkt wallet app.
Krispy
Kreme defends its free doughnuts to vaccinated people offer – They are giving away FREE doughnuts,
what is to defend?
FEEL GOOD NEWS STORY OF THE WEEK
Marine
father's salute to son goes viral – What a moment…This is so cool!
https://www.foxnews.com/us/marine-fathers-salute-to-son-goes-viral-report
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!
Still cracking up over the "flock of coyotes":) What is Oscar Mayer thinking? Puppies will eat your shoes if they smell like feet.
ReplyDeleteGood ones Joe but sorry, Fox won't give me permission to see that clip.
How i do enjoy the headlines you find, and the way you describe them.
ReplyDeleteThe feel good story is wonderful, clicking the link does not work i had to copy and paste to get to it.
A blessed and beautiful Easter to you and Mrs. C.
My favorite sophomoric comment has to be: "I’ve got Bitcoin just burning a hole in my Bakkt wallet app." All those years of waiting on a headline appropriate for this reference has paid off!
ReplyDeletei am still laughing
ReplyDeleteyour responses are hilarious :)
enjoyed all of them
A bowl of Wheaties. . . I see what you did there. . .
ReplyDeleteBacon scented shoe laces??? LOL
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