Stupid Headlines 040421
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments
'Captain Underpants' book pulled for passive racism – I guess Caucasians were upset over the “Tighty Whitey” wearing Captain.
Serial killer on federal death row dies at Indiana hospital – And the ultimate irony…his last meal was a bowl of Wheaties!
Study: Adolescents more likely to become addicts after trying marijuana or misusing prescription drugs – Studies also found that adolescents were more likely to drown when in water, and get fat when they eat junk food and never leave the couch.
Florida baby born on 3/21 at 3:21 in 321 area code – Welcome to the world baby Treduceuno.
English housing estate invaded by flock of 'road runners' – A flock of coyotes cannot be far behind.
Oscar Mayer makes bacon-scented shoelaces – Not recommended for mailmen.
Russian poll finds Putin is Russia’s sexiest man – He received 145,900,000 votes out of a possible 145,981,000 Russians.
81,000 Russians suddenly disappear – It is a mystery!
Starbucks drinkers can now pay for coffee with Bitcoin via Bakkt digital wallet app – It’s about time, I’ve got Bitcoin just burning a hole in my Bakkt wallet app.
Krispy Kreme defends its free doughnuts to vaccinated people offer – They are giving away FREE doughnuts, what is to defend?
FEEL GOOD NEWS STORY OF THE WEEK
Marine father's salute to son goes viral – What a moment…This is so cool!
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!