Stupid Headlines 041121
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments.
Biden leans close to tell someone to socially distance – Classic do as I say, not as I do!
Friend of Pakistani immigrant Uber Eats driver killed in DC: 'All lives are precious' – I don’t ordinarily post and comment on stories like this, but sometimes a headline really demands punctuation.
Miami homeowner gets sister, companion evicted from front porch after they squatted for 2 years – I’m surprised they could move at all; I need help to get up after squatting only a few minutes.
Katy Perry reveals she's stopped shaving her legs since becoming a mom – I guess that is one form of birth control.
Japan just recorded its earliest cherry blossom bloom in 1,200 years – I’m pretty sure there was an earlier bloom April 1247.
Rare Super Mario Bros. game sells for a record $660,000 – Wait until this donkey tries to find a Nintendo platform that can still play the damn game.
Unseen Vincent van Gogh painting of Paris sells for $15.4M – Hell, for that money you could buy 23 Super Mario Bros. games!
New York lowers bear and deer hunting age to 12 – I am surprised that deer or bear live that long.
Massachusetts home where Lizzie Borden's parents were killed finds buyer – The buyer put down four-hundred thousand forty- four and on closing paid four-hundred thousand more.
A Michigan university is offering college students a scholarship to study cannabis – Good luck weeding out the weed candidates; or they could just survey 93% of their student body.
FEEL GOOD STORY
Teen on spring break trip rescues toddler from drowning – The thirteen-year-old girl on vacation with her family saved a tragedy.