Stupid Headlines 041821
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments.
Controversial lawn decoration ignites battle within neighborhood – Neighbor did not like a small statue of a frog, I’m going to take a wild guess that this neighbor does not actually have a life.
World’s longest bunny stolen from former Playboy model – The bunny is recognized by a cute little wiggly tail. The missing rabbit is described as a really big rabbit.
Town taken over by large herd of goats – Tom brady, Michael Jordon, Tiger Woods and Wayne Gretsky all visit the same town?
California promotes 'dismantling racism in mathematics' – I know I am old, but this just does not add up for me.
San Diego Zoo worker bitten by venomous snake with no antivenom – Why would a venomous snake have antivenom? In case they change their mine?
Woman duped into thinking she was engaged to Prince Harry – Apparently it was Prince Harry of Nigeria.
Brett Favre wants sports, politics to be separated – Because a filibuster in the huddle would just not work.
Kraft is giving away cheese-scented incense so fans can ‘breathe cheesy – Nothing like breathing “Who cut the cheese” scented incense.
Garden gnome shortage strikes due to pandemic - Fortunately I stocked up on garden gnomes before the pandemic hit.
7 useful tools for a quick and easy digital spring cleaning – No need to read if you don’t do windows.
Feel-Good Headline of the week
Reporter Goes To Shelter To Do A Story, Dog Hugs Him Tight Till He Adopts Her – I’m just a mush for a good dog story.
Bonus Dog Story
Stray Dog Found Curled Up In Snow Keeping Orphaned Kittens Warm – Like I said…mush.