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Saturday, April 3, 2021

Stupid Headlines 040421

 

Stupid Headlines 040421



This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments

 

'Captain Underpants' book pulled for passive racismI guess Caucasians were upset over the “Tighty Whitey” wearing Captain.

 

Serial killer on federal death row dies at Indiana hospital – And the ultimate irony…his last meal was a bowl of Wheaties!

 

Study: Adolescents more likely to become addicts after trying marijuana or misusing prescription drugs – Studies also found that adolescents were more likely to drown when in water, and get fat when they eat junk food and never leave the couch.

 

Florida baby born on 3/21 at 3:21 in 321 area code – Welcome to the world baby Treduceuno.

 

English housing estate invaded by flock of 'road runners' – A flock of coyotes cannot be far behind.

 

Oscar Mayer makes bacon-scented shoelaces – Not recommended for mailmen.

 

Russian poll finds Putin is Russia’s sexiest man – He received 145,900,000 votes out of a possible 145,981,000 Russians.

 

81,000 Russians suddenly disappear – It is a mystery!

 

Starbucks drinkers can now pay for coffee with Bitcoin via Bakkt digital wallet app – It’s about time, I’ve got Bitcoin just burning a hole in my Bakkt wallet app.

 

Krispy Kreme defends its free doughnuts to vaccinated people offer – They are giving away FREE doughnuts, what is to defend?

 

FEEL GOOD NEWS STORY OF THE WEEK

Marine father's salute to son goes viral –   What a moment…This is so cool!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/marine-fathers-salute-to-son-goes-viral-report

 

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6 comments:

  1. Still cracking up over the "flock of coyotes":) What is Oscar Mayer thinking? Puppies will eat your shoes if they smell like feet.
    Good ones Joe but sorry, Fox won't give me permission to see that clip.

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  2. How i do enjoy the headlines you find, and the way you describe them.

    The feel good story is wonderful, clicking the link does not work i had to copy and paste to get to it.

    A blessed and beautiful Easter to you and Mrs. C.

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  3. My favorite sophomoric comment has to be: "I’ve got Bitcoin just burning a hole in my Bakkt wallet app." All those years of waiting on a headline appropriate for this reference has paid off!

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  4. i am still laughing
    your responses are hilarious :)

    enjoyed all of them

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  5. A bowl of Wheaties. . . I see what you did there. . .

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  6. Bacon scented shoe laces??? LOL

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