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This weeks stupid headlines and my
stupider sometimes sophomoric comments.
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North Carolina's first alligator hunt
in 40 years to end without kill – Well that wasn’t worth waiting for!
Pizza delivery driver credited with
saving woman from alleged domestic abuse – Dominoes delivers more that pies! (except
for the domestic violence part this could be a feel-good story.)
WD-40 enrolls armed security to move
its 'secret formula' after 65 years – So, it’s not on the cloud?
Man Uses Forklift to
Free Stuck Twix Bar From Vending Machine – Hey, if a whack on
the side with your fist doesn’t work, get out your fork lift.
The 2019 BMW 3-Series can drive
itself 50 yards in reverse – What a great feature! I’ve been driving for 55 years, in that
time I doubt I have driven a total of very much over 50 yards in reverse, not
counting leaving my driveway which I can do myself thank you very much.
POLICE BLOW UP
SUSPICIOUS SUITCASE IN BUSY AIRPORT, REALIZE IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF COCONUTS – Pina
Coladas all around!
University students reject clapping
at events in favor of 'jazz hands – If the noise from clapping is distressing to some students, I suppose
fruit throwing and egg bombing to show disagreement is frowned upon.
Utah toddler put $1,000 through
shredder – Actually
a pretty cheap lesson to not let a toddler play with a shredder compared to
what could have happened.
Birds in Minnesota keep crashing into
things because they're drunk – Doesn’t Minnesota have a FWI law?
A rock that was used as a doorstop
for the past 30 years turns out to be a meteorite valued at $100K – I guess he could sell it, but then he
would still need a doorstop!
Liberals Melt Down Over 'Presidential
Alert' Test, Say It Triggered PTSD – Oh Good Grief!
FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE
WEEK:
Once-homeless football player Jamal
Speaks earns college scholarship – Part of this story pisses me off, but it becomes a feel good
story on several levels.
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I didn't get the emergency alert at all. Maybe I can sue, too?
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, I see why you were at first a bit ticked off at the "feel good story" ~ I'd not known that a homeless teen would be denied playing on the team for the lack of a permanent address. Gee, but they still allowed him to attend school???????? Another example of the idiocy of bureaucracy.
ReplyDeleteMore head shakers in this post than ever. We really are getting weird. All we can do is laugh.
ReplyDeletePut the lime in the coconut and drink it all down.
ReplyDeleteYou can't make this stuff up. Oh wait, there's a lot of made up stories out there.
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They should have used WD40 to get that Twix bar out. I heard about the jazz hands on the way to work the other day. I'm yelling at the radio.."Jazz hands!? Seriously! Get a life people!". 100K doorstop rock..what are the chances that the rocks surrounding our firepit are worth anything? The feel good story sounded familiar. Does "The Blind Side" come to mind?
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ReplyDeletethis matter to be really something that I think I
would never understand. It seems too complex and extremely broad for me.
I am looking forward for your next post, I'll try to get the hang of it!
Maybe those Minnesota birds were drowning their sorrows, after reading about the scientists killing ducks to see why ducks were dying. Or maybe scientist were supplying the Minnesota birds with alcohol to see if they would crash into things while drunk.
ReplyDeleteToday, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a seaa shell and gave it
ReplyDeleteto my 4 yewr old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her ear and screamed.
There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wangs to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic buut I had
too tell someone!
Wow! This blog looks exactly like my old one! It's on a completely different topic but
ReplyDeleteit has pretty much the same page layout and design. Outstanding choice of colors!
The paper shredder needs to be unplugged when the parents are not using it. In fact, we unplug most small appliances just for a precaution when we aren’t using them.
ReplyDeleteHow has a young man under 17 not been assigned a foster family and thus a permanent address when he has no parents, where is Child Protective Services? This one makes me so angry on his behalf i could spit nails. But yes, i am glad he finally got to play, and hope he has a great career at Temple.
Great. . . now I've got that stupid "I've got a lover-ly bunch of coconuts" song stuck in my head. . .
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