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Saturday, October 20, 2018

Stupid Headlines 102118

Stupid Headlines 102118

This weeks stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments.


White Castle CEO still works alongside nearly a dozen of her cousins – That is, if you call cracking a whip and yelling “faster,” work.

Almost half of U.S. births are unplanned, says U.N. report – Very interesting.  I have no reason to doubt this except I have had 4 children and do not recall anyone from the UN asking if my children were planned or not.  I’m pretty sure I would remember punching some asshole in the nose if I was asked.  I have never heard anyone ever being asked this question, but it is a UN report, so it must be true.

In Canada, marijuana is now legal – So is their national anthem now “Oh Cannabis?”

Police find stolen doughnut van – If there is one thing cops can find, it is doughnuts!  (Actually they handed them out to the Homeless)

Kathy Griffin Flips out on Trump Over Stormy Daniels ‘Horseface’ Dig: ‘F— You Mushroom D—‘ The President lacks class when he calls a woman ‘Horseface’ but in his defense, mushroom dick might be worse…Also, anyone remember when KG used to be really funny?

Kangaroo meat served to Nebraska school students – Is this how 21 Jump Street came about?

Man Who Murdered Mom With Hammer Sobs as He Asks Judge for Second Chance – What the heck?  Does the guy have another mother?

California teen bitten by shark offered free lifetime fishing license - Just as long as he stops using his leg for bait.

A 9-year-old Canadian cashes in on the long lines for pot and sells out her Girl Scouts cookie supplyI’m sensing a future Fortune 500 CEO.


A white woman people have dubbed 'Golfcart Gail' called the police on a black man for cheering on his son during a soccer game – This makes me hate white people, not me, I am 1/1024 African American.


Police officers searching for missing child find note shaming them for parking in space reserved for parents – Because convenient parking for a parent is so much more important than finding a missing child.  Clearly the cops should have circled the lot looking for a space.


Walmart employee uses break to paint nails for woman with disability – Sometimes it is the little things that make a feel-good story.


  1. Reading stories like the feel good story touch my heart so much.

  2. Speaking of births and babies ... did you know that 13% of babies are conceived on an IKEA bed? I find that amazing considering IKEA shops are normally well lit.

    God bless.

  3. Just read another headline about cow's milk being a symbol of white supremacy-by PETA. KG is totally off the rail.

  4. You had me at "O Cannabis". The leg-bait was a close second for my favorite sophomoric comment this week.

  5. Glad to know they handed the doughnuts out to the homeless.

    That young lady who sold the cookies is one to watch.

  6. What Val said. . . Will they maybe put a different leaf on their flag?

    Target-rich environment this week; I'd love to weigh in on Kathy Griffin, but the less said about her, the better. . .

    And I say the guy who killed his mom should get as many second chances as she got. . .

  7. Love these. And your comments on the kangaroo story and the next one about the mommy murderer both made me laugh.

  8. Canada is looking better everyday. The citizens are known for politeness, now the will be mellow also. Sounds like the place to unwind.