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Wednesday, September 20, 2017
Gotta post, gotta post, gotta nothing…DAMN!
Why do I feel I need to post something? Do I have to post every day? No…and yet I must, it is a compulsive thing. I must post something, but I do have some standards. I don’t want to just post crap, or at least worse crap than my usual crap, however, I have nothing.
Hmmm…Politics? No, I’m not ready for that yet.
Sports? I could go on about golf. My game is slowly improving, one step forward, three quarters of a step back. I could tell how my pull hook has improved to straight and then I added a slight fade to follow the contours of my course, and how that fade is now an out of control slice…no, most people hate golf.
Football? It looks like my Giants are going to disappoint “big league” this year (see, the phrase is “Big League” meaning big time, it is not bigly and Trump has never said bigly…OK, I snuck a little politics in there, please no comments) and my Jets as usual will break their fans hearts. Besides people hate football more and more these days.
Baseball? How about those Yankees? I can’t get excited, I see them as a wild card and losing the one playoff game.
I could post on TV. I watch a lot of TV. No; done that, and many people think TV is for cretins. I don’t even watch it any more, I now only read Biographies, the New York Times and listen to Public Radio. I am also selling a very popular bridge in Brooklyn.
I could make fun of Mrs. C, but most of my readers always side with her and turn on me.
You know what? Screw it! I’m going to be the “Blog Nazi” today.
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