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Sunday, September 7, 2014

STUPID HEADLINES 090714


STUPID HEADLINES 090714

It is time once again for
Probably a good decision.
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

 
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

 

One headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo.  'None of the above' may be a correct answer.

 

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CNN Visits North Korea Water Park –
Not recommended for pregnant women, those with a heart condition and anyone who periodically requires oxygen.
 

99 cans of beer in a pack- 99 cans of beer, if one of those cans falls out of the stack…98 cans of beer in the pack.

Man accidentally shoots self during traffic stop in Colorado – I’m guessing that was a “Pot” Shot.

Fairbanks spent $7G defending mayor's $37.50 fine – If they win their case the next election will claim a savings of $37.50.

Radioactive boars reportedly roam Germany's forests – It does make it easier to hunt them at night.

Detroit-area man gets 17 years in porch shooting – Well the porch was unarmed.

Motorcyclist brags to cops he hit 185 mph in chase – Cops slapping on handcuffs tell him they were doing 186.

Robots will replace fast-food workers – I guess you can program them to be rude, but will they be able to spit into the food?

California city mandates free medical marijuana for low-income residents – Hop into the hand-basket, next stop Hell!

Iran bans the sale of “Skittles” calling it “Homosexual Candy.” – And yet they have no problem with blow-up goats.

Texas teenager fishes through the holes of a manhole cover of a storm drain – There is fishing, and then there is catching.

911 call from water during shark attack – “Ma’am ma’am, calm down please, where is the shark now?  Can you describe the shark, what is he wearing?  Ma’am please stop screaming…wait, please hold…”

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Last week’s fake headline was:

Benihana sued by woman who claims improperly prepared fish made her ill – This is too easy… “She sues over sushi!”

AND THIS WEEKS WINNERS ARE:


Would you like me to pass this week? Not going to happen.

My pick this week is...Benihana sued by woman who claims improperly prepared fish made her ill.

Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Joe.

This is getting ridiculous…I’ll beat you yet Sandee!!

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I dread to think where the dildo came from LOL

I am also gonna go for Benihana sued by woman who claims improperly prepared fish made her ill

I can see that happening heheh!

Have a sextoytastic week ;-)

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They all sound like something I might have come across in the past couple of weeks. I don't know. This is a guess. I'm guessing you made an amazing pun with sues and sushi in it...but I may be wrong...I would have given her the name "Sue" if I were doing that...so...that thing about lesbians...really? hmmmmmm. No, I'm going with the sushi. Yeah.

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VISIT AND CONGRATULATE THE WINNERS, AND COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR MORE

 

 

 

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

10 comments:

  1. I'm going to go with Iran bans the sale of “Skittles” calling it “Homosexual Candy.”

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Cranky. My best to Mrs. Cranky. :)

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  2. I am gonna go with Robots will replace fast-food workers and cos I like your quote with it LOL

    Have a headlinetastic week :-)

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  3. I know strange things come out of Iran but a ban on Skittles? Please say it ain't so.

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  4. There are a few that I might have struggled with if I hadn't already seen them earlier. But I'm going to guess the Skittles headline. If it wasn't made up, then I imagine that connecting the candy to gays would be because of the rainbow aspect.. and I think you would have played with that in your remarks. That's my reasoning.. or lack thereof. ;)

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  5. I'm going with the Skittles.

    I'm not going to admit that I picked that because Sandee and her great track record picked it.

    I'm just thinking that Skittles never made it into Iran in the first place.

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  6. I've gotta take the 186 mph motorcyclist as the fake. I don't think the cops could catch him, and what's he gonna do, simply pull over after all that? Besides, if he crashed, he wouldn't be talkin'.

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  7. Free dope for Californians? At least now we know what's wrong with them. :)

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  8. I am going with Texas teenager fishes through the holes of a manhole cover of a storm drain this week. Why make fishing harder then it already is?

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