STUPID HEADLINES 090714

STUPID HEADLINES 090714

It is time once again for

Probably a good decision.

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

 

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

 

One headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo.  'None of the above' may be a correct answer.

 

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CNN Visits North Korea Water Park –

Not recommended for pregnant women, those with a heart condition and anyone who periodically requires oxygen.

 

99 cans of beer in a pack- 99 cans of beer, if one of those cans falls out of the stack…98 cans of beer in the pack.

Man accidentally shoots self during traffic stop in Colorado – I’m guessing that was a “Pot” Shot.

Fairbanks spent $7G defending mayor's $37.50 fine – If they win their case the next election will claim a savings of $37.50.

Radioactive boars reportedly roam Germany's forests – It does make it easier to hunt them at night.

Detroit-area man gets 17 years in porch shooting – Well the porch was unarmed.

Motorcyclist brags to cops he hit 185 mph in chase – Cops slapping on handcuffs tell him they were doing 186.

Robots will replace fast-food workers – I guess you can program them to be rude, but will they be able to spit into the food?

California city mandates free medical marijuana for low-income residents – Hop into the hand-basket, next stop Hell!

Iran bans the sale of “Skittles” calling it “Homosexual Candy.” – And yet they have no problem with blow-up goats.

Texas teenager fishes through the holes of a manhole cover of a storm drain – There is fishing, and then there is catching.

911 call from water during shark attack – “Ma’am ma’am, calm down please, where is the shark now?  Can you describe the shark, what is he wearing?  Ma’am please stop screaming…wait, please hold…”

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Last week’s fake headline was:

Benihana sued by woman who claims improperly prepared fish made her ill – This is too easy… “She sues over sushi!”

AND THIS WEEKS WINNERS ARE:

Sandee

Would you like me to pass this week? Not going to happen.

My pick this week is...Benihana sued by woman who claims improperly prepared fish made her ill.

Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Joe. ☺

This is getting ridiculous…I’ll beat you yet Sandee!!

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stevebethere

I dread to think where the dildo came from LOL

I am also gonna go for Benihana sued by woman who claims improperly prepared fish made her ill

I can see that happening heheh!

Have a sextoytastic week ;-)

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Kerry

They all sound like something I might have come across in the past couple of weeks. I don't know. This is a guess. I'm guessing you made an amazing pun with sues and sushi in it...but I may be wrong...I would have given her the name "Sue" if I were doing that...so...that thing about lesbians...really? hmmmmmm. No, I'm going with the sushi. Yeah.

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VISIT AND CONGRATULATE THE WINNERS, AND COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR MORE

 

 

 

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!