STUPID HEADLINES 092114
It is time once again for
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| Oh no they di'int! (apologies to Gossip_Girl) |
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline may be
completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo. 'None
of the above' may be a correct answer.
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Kanye
West halts Sydney concert after two fans refuse to stand up - doesn't realize
one is in a wheelchair and the other is disabled – Kanye
is putting the “Dis” in Disabled!
Miss America Kira Kazantsev's Planned Parenthood past draws
criticism - When did Miss America get a vote in the
Supreme Court?
Governor Jerry Brown makes use of the
words Husband and Wife Illegal in California – The new acceptable terms are now
“Douchbag” and “The Old Ball and Chain.”
Buzz Aldrin, “Moon Landing Real, I
Have Green Cheese to prove it” – I think I know who is sending those Nigerian Prince e-mails.
Police reel in two Alabama men for cheating in fishing
tournament – Alabama police do not practice
catch and release.
Oregon
resident builds golf ball roller coaster – Every time I play golf it is
like a roller coaster ride.
Iran's 'Happy' dancers
sentenced to 91 lashes, jail –
Because they’re backward
Dance in Iran if you feel like lashes upon your back
Because they’re backward
Dance in Iran and you will feel Ayatollah blow his stack
Because they’re backward
Dance in Iran and you should know
that happiness is taboo
Because they’re backward
Dance in
Iran and expect that you will be beaten black and blue
Federal court
upholds U.S. flag ban on Cinco de Mayo – Also decreed that Barak Obama be called “El
Presidante” on May fifth.
'Sex Box,' a Reality TV
Show Where Couples Have Sex in a Box and Discuss It, Is Coming to America – I for one am looking forward to not watching this garbage…probably…maybe…what
channel is PBS?
Kanye Scores 106 Points Against
Wheelchair Basketball Team* –
Bias Bash: Liberal press say Biden gaffes make him 'real' – Real stupid!
*real
headline, questionable source.
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Last week’s fake headline was:
Aquarium Bull Shark injures self on glass
trying to attack a spectator – Maybe it was the Sealtest
ice-cream cone he was holding.
AND THE WINNERS ARE:
Only one, Joanne recused herself for
Googling, and I think Fishducky got it but withheld an actual guess due to her
Headline Hall of Fame status.
I'm going with 'Aquarium Bull Shark injures self on glass trying
to attack a spectator.'
Have a fabulous day Cranky. My best to Mrs. Cranky.
Have a fabulous day Cranky. My best to Mrs. Cranky.
Sandee waited until all guesses were in so as not to influence
others. She is close to induction to the
HHofF!
As always visit Sandee @ http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/ for
comedy and fun.
COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR MORE
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
oh, heck, i'll go for green cheese since i'm a cheesehead by birth.
ReplyDeleteThey are all "good ones" but I howled over "Douchbag and the Old Ball and
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Morning Cranky. I may weigh in this week, and I may not. I need to get out of the spotlight though. I think I'll do a coin toss and lose a whole bunch of weeks. That would work.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. :)
Joe, I need to kill my new Google news feed. I've read every one of these, except Buzz Aldrin and his green cheese. The man has nothing to prove.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could switch to Al Jazera news, instead of Fox.
They all seem fake. Especially the one about Kanye stopping the concert because two people weren't standing...but then again, I wouldn't put it past him. And I would guess the one about Buzz could be the fake, but maybe he was joking when he said that......and so, for my official entry I'm going to have to go with: Governor Jerry Brown makes use of the words Husband and Wife Illegal in California -- because don't we have the right to free speech? How can you make a word "illegal" ?? So, I'm saying that the Jerry Brown headline is the fake one.
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm back--I'll go with the green cheese. Unless the craters in the moon are actually swiss cheese holes!!
ReplyDeleteI think every headline writer pales in comparison to your funny remarks which follow them. I have a hunch it's making words illegal. Had it been anyone other than Kanye West who stopped a concert because folks weren't standing, I'd call BS on that one.. but the man is a total egohole and I can believe he did exactly that.
ReplyDeleteI, too, was beginning to think that this week they all were fake. But then I remembered something about Iran and the "Happy" dancers. So then I went to my eenie-meenie-miney-moe method and my pick is the Kanye West concert (I have no idea who he is, but my guess is he's either a singer or a basketball player).
ReplyDeleteWell, you'd better believe Buzz Aldrin, or he'll punch you in the face! Still...I can't see him making the green cheese statement. I'm bobbing and weaving and calling Buzz Aldrin the fake.
ReplyDeleteDamn I was gonna go for whatever Sandee went for :-)
ReplyDeleteI will go for Moon Landing Real, I Have Green Cheese to prove it
Green cheese sounds bogus to me.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Kanye West having green cheese for brains.
ReplyDeleteI'll just say none of them are fake even though that green cheese one smells a little nasty to me.
ReplyDeleteBuzz Aldrin, “Moon Landing Real, I Have Green Cheese to prove it”, is my pick this week. I just can't guy this one.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Cranky. :)