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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

CELEBRITY FREE-PASS


CELEBRITY FREE-PASS
Do most married couples have a celebrity free-pass?  You know.  Come on, I know you know.  If given a chance, if the opportunity presents itself, who is that one celebrity that your wife is allowed to have an affair with…just once? 

Who is your celebrity .  Who is the one if the opportunity presents itself that your wife will look the other way…just once?

Mrs. Cranky likes older men, fortunately for me, and she has always had a thing for Sean Connery.  She may have a thing for some others.  Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves to mention a couple, but she only gets a free pass with one.  She chose Sean Connery. 

Are you reading this Sean?

Now the question becomes, who, Cranky, is your celebrity free-pass?

This is tough.  I have to pass on all the young pretties.  Paris, any Kardasian, Lindsey, they all just seem too full of themselves.  I’m thinking they wouldn’t be all that great.  I think I would feel like smacking them and sending them home; just too young.

Then there are your Jennifer Aniston’s and your Pamela Anderson’s, who are older, still plenty hot, and maybe not quite so full of themselves.  Naw, still too young.  I only have one pass; I don’t want to waste it on a snot head unappreciative bimbo.

Here it is.  Maybe she is in her sixties, but I always had a thing for Patricia Richardson.  She was the wife on Tim Allen’s show “Tool Time.”  She’s cute, funny, and down to Earth.  I’ve seen some recent pictures, and she’s still got it.  She just might appreciate a cranky old man.
If you’re interested Patricia, I have one free pass.  Do you know Sean Connery?  Maybe we could double date.

Do you get a free celebrity pass?  Who is it?  Come on, no one reads this crap; it will just be between you, me, and your better half.

19 comments:

  1. Yep, we both chose Megan Fox. (Ok, not really. Boyfriend and I haven't talked about it per se, but I'm sure we'd have some flexibility if the situation ever arose)

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  2. Geez, I guess I'm missing out. No "free pass" in my life. Oh well.

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  3. Hmm, not sure SD would give me a free pass but if he did .... I don't want to be too obvious and say Hugh Jackman or Benedict Cumberbatch (although YES PLEASE!) but my weird crush is Martin Clunes ... Not sure who SD would go for, anyone a little kick ass probably, he likes his women kick ass (which is exactly what he would get if he did!).

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  4. i've always wanted to spend time with sam elliott - just so he could talk to me. he'd never have to touch me. :)

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  5. Mrs. Chatterbox has my permission to let George Clooney crawl into bed with her---if she can arrange it. I have long thought Penny on "Big Bang Theory" was smokin' hot but trying to keep up with her would probably give me a heart attack. But what a way to go!

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  6. Hubby could answer this question. Tom Selleck. Yep, he's one handsome dude.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  7. I'm gonna have to check with GS about for whom she might have a thing.
    She's never let on that there might be anyone but me ...and I am most appreciative.
    OTOH, I have, for as long as I can remember, had a thing for Julie London (talk about your older women).

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  8. My mother-in-law always said Frank Sinatra could put his shoes under her bed any time.

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  9. oh my god, I'm so boring! I don't watch enough night time TV or see enough movies these days to feel the hots for anyone in particular; however, I think a guitar playing musician might do the trick. If he could have the masculine body of an older model, the moves of Prince, the talent (voices and lyrics) of Prince and Eric Clapton, well...

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  10. My celebrity free-pass would be Sean Connery (I knew there was a reason I like your wife!), George Clooney, or Neil Diamond. With Neil Diamond it is more the voice than anything else. I can close my eyes.

    Mr. Pixel is fairly closed-mouth about this, but years and years ago he mentioned Cheryl Tiegs a few times.

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  11. We have no such arrangement, but I've always been partial to Goran Visnjic, who played Dr. Luka Kovac on ER. I will choose for my husband. I pick Katie Sagal as Peg Bundy on Married With Children.

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  12. I've always been pretty "smit" with Sandra Bullock, both as an actress AND, from all I've read, she's a really nice, genuine person, too.

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  13. Joe, your mom just did a double roll! Matter of fact I think maybe your father did a roll (over) too! Just sayin!

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  14. Oh yes, I forgot: Amy Adams!

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  15. I'm between man crushes right now, but I though Amy Adams was hot in American Hustle. My old girl crush was Meg Ryan.

    Who is your man crush, Joe H? Haha

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    1. I would like to have dinner with Howard Stern. Is that a man crush? He could definitely bring his wife along.

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  16. Oh yes, Sean Connery! Or Liam Neeson. Maybe Antonio Banderas. You know, if the other two aren't available.
    My ex likes that singer known as Pink.

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  17. no free pass here but then, one of us can live without it in general....... so, you know

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  18. My husbands free pass is with Jennifer Aniston. Mine... Well it would have to be Harry Conig Jr.

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