STUPID HEADLINES 051814
It is time once again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.
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China considering building
high-speed railway to U.S. - Well except for that ocean
thing.
Man allegedly drove to police station while
drunk to file accident report – He might have gotten away with it except have you ever tried to say
“accident” when you are half in the bag?
1985 Yugo with only 100 miles on it found
in Kansas barn – Who
knew they could last 100 miles?
British Using So
Much Cocaine, It's Detectable In Their Water – So that’s why they drive on the wrong side of
the road.
Uruguay President Visits White House And Says U.S. Must 'Become A Bilingual
Country' – Eway alwayedyray eakspa ootay anguayigeslay.
Doctors Treat
Depression With Brain Magnets – Side effect is iron deficiency anemia.
N.Y. school board president under fire for calling
parent ‘chubby wubby’ – That is just an
outrageous dopey wopey thing to say, they should hangy wangy him!
Florida woman delivers triplets at age 47
without fertility treatment – Why would she need fertility treatments to deliver a baby?
Teen booted from prom after
being told dress sparked 'impure thoughts' – It’s
a Prom, put her in a burka and still there are no ‘pure’ thoughts.
Global study
finds 1 in 4 adults anti-Semitic – I’m sure this study was done by a bunch of dreadlocked,
yarmulke wearing cheap Jews!
Radio icon
Casey Kasem spotted in Washington state – His identity was confirmed when he said, “I’m
Casey Kasem.”
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Last week’s fake
headline was:
Unilever first quarter disappoints despite Hellmanns’
upward sales spike – Hellmanns
always does well for Cinco de Mayo.
We had two winners:
Okay, I think I
spot your Unilever headline as an excuse for an always hilarious Hellmann's
Cinco de Mayo joke (which recently toured Facebook as a Sinko de Mayo photo).
If this is right, there is some seriously twisted stuff going on in the world
(what a surprise).
I didn’t know I
stole a bad joke, I thought it was my own original bad joke…oh well.
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Good writing, fun stuff, nice lady!
Unilever
It's the only one that doesn't sound offensive or ridiculous or too good to be true, so it must be fake.
It's the only one that doesn't sound offensive or ridiculous or too good to be true, so it must be fake.
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Come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
i'm going for transoceanic railway.
ReplyDeleteI'll take Yugo in the barn for 200, Alex.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with the 1985 Yugo with only 100 miles on it found in Kansas barn. Those were awful, and ugly little pieces of...well you know.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
Chubby wubby? I bet he's more creative than that!
ReplyDeleteIt's transoceanic railway for me too. It's entirely possible that the Yugo only MADE IT for the first hunnert miles, and they parked it.
ReplyDeleteI think it has to be the Yugo one also :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a tanfabulous week ahead
I'm calling fake on the Yugo in the Kansas barn. I don't think anybody in Kansas ever drove a Yugo.
ReplyDeleteI was torn between that and the Chinese-U.S. railway, because the name "chunnel" has already been taken. But I figure they could call it The Chailway. Japan has those high-speed mag-lev trains, so if that ocean can be overcome, it might be possible. Or it's propaganda.
I was just about to use my toilet brush to brush my teeth. You learn something every day.
ReplyDeleteHigh speed railway. Unless of course I'm way off track. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm going for the Yugo in the barn. That's the fake.
ReplyDeleteI'll be joining the line of people who voted for the high-speed railway.
ReplyDeleteChina considering building high-speed railway to U.S. ~ I guess it would go under the water and I would go crazy in the dark that long.
ReplyDeleteI'll vote for the Chubby Wubby comment.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Val. Except the part about hiding such an embarrassing in the barn--forever--that part I believe. And I heard the story about the Chinese wanting to tunnel across the Bering Strait. At least they're smarter than all the Americans who want to go THROUGH the earth to dig to China.
ReplyDeleteThe Casey story was all over the place this week. I remember a find of cars in a barn, but I'd be surprised if there was a Yugo in it.
ReplyDeleteThe train for me, too. They think they're Jesus? Walking/rolling over water like that?
ReplyDeleteCocaine in the water? Hmmm... Are they peeing it out? Problem with the sewer system there?
ReplyDeleteThanks for my Whoop-tee-do and the kudos. :)