STUPID HEADLINES 050414
It is time once again for
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| Who knew? Thanks again Squeak |
| STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY |
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and
sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.*
One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.*
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Teens apply lip balm to eyelids for extra
buzz – Forget the
lips, forget the gums, look out eye lid, here it comes.
Gold bars found inside stomach of Indian
businessman – As long
as you’re going to shit a brick it might as well be gold.
Valerie Harper Sued For
Not Revealing She Had Cancer to Employer – It’s only May and already the biggest dick
of the year award is a wrap.
Judge OKs decision to sell widow's home
over $6.30 debt – Not so fast, we have a
contender.
Texas farmer finds egg of
whistler duck, long thought to be extinct – Now looking for whistler duck egg’s
mother, a stern old bird in a black dress with a white hat.
Fishermen save drowning man by
hooking sweater – Ungrateful man complained
about getting a pulley on his sweater.
New York moves to classify cheerleading as
sport – Who is going to cheer for the cheerleaders? “Two, four, six,
eight, who do we appreciate? Us…Us…yeah US!
Runaway Budweiser blimp on the loose
over Canada – “Get
that hoser outa heeya eh, come back when ya got some Molson’s or Moosehead eh.”
Animals could become human organ donors someday,
researchers claim – Are they going to allow the keys to be ivory.
Actress, Claims 'Ghost Sex' Is 'Really Pleasurable' – Not really a ghost, but he was a Wizard under the sheets.
*Some bloggers may
be ineligible to participate this week…you know who you are.
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Last
week’s fake headline was:
California man finds his own message in bottle
after 40 years – He found the bottle
in his basement, message ordered two quarts of milk, a pound of butter and a
dozen eggs.
And
the winners are”
The strip club that doubles as
a church is brilliant. They got caught, but still that's brilliant.
I know that pistol story is true. Remember where I worked for for 25 years. I've watched doctors remove some very interesting things from that little hidey hole. I'll go with the California man that finds his own note in the bottle. The odds are huge on that one.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. I always look forward to guessing what's false.
I know that pistol story is true. Remember where I worked for for 25 years. I've watched doctors remove some very interesting things from that little hidey hole. I'll go with the California man that finds his own note in the bottle. The odds are huge on that one.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. I always look forward to guessing what's false.
Visit Sandee @ http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/ go
right now and enter a joke on her “Silly Sunday” hop.
my vote is for the guy who found his own message in a
bottle.
Go to the “House of Lime” @ http://houseoflime.blogspot.com/
she’s not you Grandma’s school librarian.
I have not looked at the comments so I may have already
been proven wrong, but I say it was the message in a bottle guy. Thanks to you
I will have Styx tunes running through my head tonight though.
Find Slamdunk @ http://theslamdunktrove.blogspot.com/
You never know what you’re going to get, but it is all good.
I'm going with the
40-year-old Message in a Bottle as fake. That's a piece of cake. Like a man could ever find anything...
I WISH it was the doctor mocking an unconscious patient. But having awakened during surgery and heard the doctor mocking me, I fear that it is not.
I WISH it was the doctor mocking an unconscious patient. But having awakened during surgery and heard the doctor mocking me, I fear that it is not.
Val is @ http://unbaggingthecats.blogspot.com/
Sharpen your mind and have a 44 oz. cup of diet Pepsi before you visit this hillbilly intellectual.
Whistling ducks? You been watching Daffy Duck cartoons again? Umm....no.
ReplyDeleteWorth a chuckle this morning....:)
ReplyDeleteI'm going for the egg. I can just see the farmer stopping his tractor, climbing down for one egg in the way. Those tractors are two stories high and just as wide these days. ONE egg! Give me a break.
ReplyDeleteI too am going to have to go with the Texas farmer and the egg. Texans stop for nothing. Lead, follow or get out of the way.
ReplyDeleteI chuckled over the ghost sex one, but then remember we were talking about hollyweird. Those goofballs are mostly crazy.
Have a terrific day. I linked you to Silly Sunday. ☺
oh, COME ON!!!
ReplyDeleteO.K. I'm going with the whistler duck egg, too. I don't think those birds are extinct.
ReplyDeleteWhistling ducks for me too it must drive people Quackers.
ReplyDeleteHad to LOL @ the Ghost Sex one
I will go with the drowning man getting his stupid sweater hooked. I'm sure it's the whistling duck egg but too many others are voting on that and I like to be different.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll be different, too. I'm going with ghost sex. I'm not sure what would qualify as ghost sex...or how that could be pleasurable.
ReplyDeleteGotta go with the whistler duck eggs. No idea why!
ReplyDeleteI'm going with ghost sex. Surely it is to ridiculous to be true. lol
ReplyDeleteI am going with Actress, Claims 'Ghost Sex' Is 'Really Pleasurable' this week. I will be upset if it is my second choice about the judge and the $6.30 debt.
ReplyDeleteWhistler ducks are all over the place so I'll pick that one.
ReplyDeleteI pick the Eyelid Lip Balm Buzz. That's one trend I have not noticed in my neck of the teenage woods.
ReplyDeleteMy personal favorite was the Whistler Duck Mama, who I pictured as Miss Prissy. Different species, different color, but somehow similar.
I'm going to exclude myself.. though I don't think you were referring to me. I think I do know what headline and to whom it was aimed and I'll join her in her indignation. ;)
ReplyDeleteIn the meantime, I'll keep an eye out for that blimp.
All that and a good sweater is ruined?
ReplyDeleteI'll celebrate my victory from last time. Enjoy your Monday, Cranky...