STUPID HEADLINES 052514
It is time once again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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| Maybe he needs to find a different occupation |
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.
One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.
Merriam-Webster adds 150 new
words – Crap!
I’m already about 17,263 words behind.
Guess what people are
tattooing now- If
it is a word that turns into a sentence I don’t want to know!
Illinois
spending $1,166 per bird to bring in prairie chickens – I don’t think even The Colonel could afford IFC.
Pennsylvania man tells police he broke into
neighbor's home to borrow eggs to make breakfast – I hate it when they forget to knock.
Brain implant turned man into passionate
Johnny Cash fan – The
brain came from “Abby Normal.”
Driver cited after Del. highway crash
results in millions of bees released – Truck was headed for a Campbell’s alphabet
soup plant.
California Team Rescues Humpback
Whale From a 300-Pound Crab Trap – A trap big enough to catch a 300 pound crab is bound to snag
an occasional whale.
Robots will
replace fast-food workers – The only technical glitch is teaching the robots to
mumble.
Pablo Larrazabal's golf ball ended up
in a pretty unusual spot – Where? Hint, before he hit it he yelled THREE!!
Diver fends off shark attack with flash
camera – SMILE you
son of a bitch!
Female math teacher allegedly had
relationship with 14-year-old student – Well he didn’t go all the way,
he only got to 3.14159 base.
85-Foot Luxury Yacht Sinks During Maiden Launch – Drain plugs…drain plugs…I always forget the daggone drain plugs!
85-Foot Luxury Yacht Sinks During Maiden Launch – Drain plugs…drain plugs…I always forget the daggone drain plugs!
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Last week’s fake was:
1985 Yugo with only 100 miles on it found
in Kansas barn – Who knew they could last 100
miles?
A lot of people figured out that a Yugo
probably wouldn’t have made it for the 100 miles.
I'll take Yugo in the barn for 200, Alex.
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I'll go with the 1985 Yugo with only 100 miles on it found in
Kansas barn. Those were awful, and ugly little pieces of...well you know.
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Jokes
and more. Enter her joke hop every Silly
Sunday
stevebethere
stevebethere
I think it has to be
the Yugo one also :-)
Start your day off
with a great joke @ http://bethere2day.com/
I'm calling fake on the Yugo in the Kansas
barn. I don't think anybody in Kansas ever drove a Yugo.
I was torn between that and the Chinese-U.S. railway, because the name "chunnel" has already been taken. But I figure they could call it The Chailway. Japan has those high-speed mag-lev trains, so if that ocean can be overcome, it might be possible. Or it's propaganda.
I was torn between that and the Chinese-U.S. railway, because the name "chunnel" has already been taken. But I figure they could call it The Chailway. Japan has those high-speed mag-lev trains, so if that ocean can be overcome, it might be possible. Or it's propaganda.
Get acquainted with the Val Dictorian @ http://unbaggingthecats.blogspot.com/
Always good stuff from this crazy lady…make
that this lady’s crazy life…well, maybe both.
I'm going for the Yugo
in the barn. That's the fake.
How do you fool
someone with 10 children…they know all the tricks in the book. Who can blog with a clan this big…when she
does it is entertaining @ http://www.theyallcallmemom.com/
I'm with Val. Except the part about hiding
such an embarrassing in the barn--forever--that part I believe. And I heard the
story about the Chinese wanting to tunnel across the Bering Strait. At least
they're smarter than all the Americans who want to go THROUGH the earth to dig
to China.
An artist, a photographer, a nature lover all @ http://bonkersycarax.blogspot.com
The Casey story was
all over the place this week. I remember a find of cars in a barn, but I'd be
surprised if there was a Yugo in it.
Add some
testosterone to your blog list. Short
and sweet and good to read @ http://theslamdunktrove.blogspot.com/
Visit all the winners and then come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
"Robots will replace fast-food workers – The only technical glitch is teaching the robots to mumble."
ReplyDeleteIt'll never work. They can't spit, either.
i'm going for brain implant this week. might as well extend my losing streak...
ReplyDeleteNot playing; it's all too much to think about. I do like catching up on the news I missed all week, knowing I won't remember most of it, so enjoy it while I can.
ReplyDeleteTough one this week. I've heard a few of these in the news, and California is nuts to I believe that one. Illinois is just as messed up so that's got to be true.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with the Johnny Cash one. It's probably true too, but what the heck.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. :)
After reading all those I'm going with Robots/Fast food workers they will never get robots to moan LOL
ReplyDeleteHave a brilliant week & thanks for the link :-)
That Johnny Cash one doesn't sound plausible.
ReplyDeleteI will go with California Team Rescues Humpback Whale From a 300-Pound Crab Trap. Everything doing with hunting or trapping animals is illegal in California.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the robots replacing fast food workers. It can't be true...the robots would probably be more expensive.
ReplyDeleteYea--I won at something! My guess was the camera and the shark, but I saw that I was a swing and miss this week.
ReplyDeleteI hope your holiday weekend is going well Joe.
I'd say the Johnny Cash one also. Though perhaps he Walked the Line, fell into a burning Ring of Fire and Hurt himself.
ReplyDeleteI still think the robots will do better at the Dairy Queen whether they mumble or not.....
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