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Sunday, August 12, 2012



Sunday is time for Cranky’s stupid headlines and my even stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

California School District Will Spend $1 Billion to Borrow $100 Million –District intends to use the funds to start a math program.

Popcorn ingredient found to be linked with Alzheimer's – Scientists confirm the ingredient is…ah…umm…I’ll have to get back to you on that.

Obama, in Colorado, warns women Romney would roll back their rights – Polls show Romney now leading with men 70-30.

Romney entourage crashes NJ wedding site – Candidate postpones campaign, “Bridesmaids are hot…and easy!”

California official replaced after killing cougarThis is really callous.  This dude should be in jail.  Women who date younger men have rights too!

Ex-Navy sailor gets 5 years for helping superior kill himself – If he helped his superior kill himself then wouldn’t he be dead?

Doctors remove Lego wheel from boy’s nose after 3 yearsClearly the longest operation ever!

Female line judge breaks NFL's on-field gender barrier – She still finished the game, and is expected to recover and be back in six weeks.

3D printer could build a house in 20 hours – May take a little longer if there is a bath tub jam-up.

Missing NH vacationer is found 2 weeks later in NC You always find missing vacationers in the last place you look!


  1. "California School District Will Spend $1 Billion to Borrow $100 Million"

    How many people thy gonna have to buy off to get that loan? Oh, it makes perfect sense.


  2. Absolutely hilarious! I like the missing NH vacationer, and the lego story.

  3. What's with little boys, small objects and noses?

  4. That first one about money being raised for math programs really made me laugh...then cry!


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