STUPID HEADLINES 081212
Sunday is time for Cranky’s stupid headlines and my even stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
California School District Will Spend $1 Billion to Borrow $100 Million –District intends to use the funds to start a math program.
Popcorn ingredient found to be linked with Alzheimer's – Scientists confirm the ingredient is…ah…umm…I’ll have to get back to you on that.
Obama, in Colorado, warns women Romney would roll back their rights – Polls show Romney now leading with men 70-30.
Romney entourage crashes NJ wedding site – Candidate postpones campaign, “Bridesmaids are hot…and easy!”
California official replaced after killing cougar – This is really callous. This dude should be in jail. Women who date younger men have rights too!
Ex-Navy sailor gets 5 years for helping superior kill himself – If he helped his superior kill himself then wouldn’t he be dead?
Doctors remove Lego wheel from boy’s nose after 3 years – Clearly the longest operation ever!
Female line judge breaks NFL's on-field gender barrier – She still finished the game, and is expected to recover and be back in six weeks.
3D printer could build a house in 20 hours – May take a little longer if there is a bath tub jam-up.
Missing NH vacationer is found 2 weeks later in NC – You always find missing vacationers in the last place you look!