We know you hate them, but I like them so here are this week's stupid headlines and my stupider, sophmoric and sometimes offensive comments:
Oregon man survives being compacted in dumpster—twice – Now that is getting trashed!
Parishioners sick of Alec Baldwin pontificating from pulpit – No, he is not a priest…but he played one on TV!
3D printer creates physical model of fetus for expecting parents – They make great paperweights.
Diverted Air France flight asks passengers to pitch in for gas – Passengers can accept no peanuts and paying extra for luggage…but pitching in for gas?