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Sunday, July 22, 2012

HEADLINES 072212

HEADLINES 072212


It is Sunday; welcome to Cranky’s weekly stupid headlines and my even stupider, sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

Obama reveals his favorite Girl Scout cookie Unlike the Clinton administration, he is talking about a COOKIE!

Married Olympic couple can’t room together, claim discrimination – Couple can’t couple.

Luke Skywalker knocks Romney as ‘not human’ – I try not to get political, but Luke Skywalker is not real.  This comment came from actor Mark Hamill at…are you ready…COMIC-CON.  Can you say LOSER?

Needles found in sandwiches on 4 Delta flights from Amsterdam to US- Airlines apply the standard $25 per needle charge to passengers.

Bible study group reportedly no longer welcome at New Jersey McDonald's – Restaurant says the periodic meetings are clearly a violation if Church and Steak.

10 Tropes About Women That Women Should Stop Laughing AboutWTF is a Trope?

2 Seattle men stopped at border for having illegal chocolate eggs – Eagle eyed border agents stopped the men after spotting the eggs hidden in a 20 lb. bag of cocaine.

Naked Cowboy vs. Naked Indian: Times Square showdown – Are “The Village People” back?

Ford recalls 2013 Escapes; engines can catch fire Ford psychics also warn that the 2015 Ford XT16 SUVS will have braking issues.  Future buyers should expect recalls.

New Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer nabs $71 million pay package – WHAT??  How many homeruns did she hit last year?

Fred Willard busted for alleged lewd conduct at a XXX movie theater – Who knew XXX movie theaters even existed anymore?  Now this I did not make up; the article claims Fred Willard is currently in preproduction of a movie titled…wait for it… “The Yank.”

Mom's nut consumption tied to less allergy in kids Nope! Not with a ten foot pole!
At least 21 treated for burns after trying to walk on coals at Tony Robbins event – Motivational speaker motivates 21 idiots to walk barefoot on hot coals after motivating them to spend big bucks on his motivation speech.  YOU CAN DO IT!...but you probably shouldn’t

4 comments:

  1. oh my.....you are a hoot and a half. Good thinking on your part. I know someone somewhere is saying, "don't encourage him" but well I never listen anyway.
    Oma

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  2. OK then, I'll loan you my 11 foot pole. I wanna hear your thoughts on Mom's nut consumption! ;)

    S

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  3. Those headlines just keep coming. Must be because attention spans are so short the same behavior happens over and over.

    And, maybe you'll take pity on us and ditch the robot detection. Please.

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  4. About the Fred Willard post: what does one expect to happen at an XXX theater in the middle of the night? Bible study? And would someone please tell poor Willard that the internet is filled with all the free porn he could possibly want.

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