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Thursday, January 26, 2012

SIGNS THAT YOU ARE GETTING OLD

SIGNS THAT YOU ARE GETTING OLD

They say that 60 is the new 40.  If you believe that, here are ten signs that you are in fact getting old:

1.    You start at least three sentences a day with “I can remember when”, or “There used to be…”

2.    You know that Regis Philbin was the announcer for the Joey Bishop Show and you remember that Joey Bishop had a show, and you know who Joey Bishop was.

    3.  You think Betty White is hot!

4.    You have to lasso your foot with your sock to get dressed…..and it takes more than one try.

5.    You worry that your grand daughter is going to get hurt climbing the stairs…and she is eight!

6.    You call the TV remote control “The Clicker”.

7.    You know who Cathy Lee Gifford’s husband is.

8.    Your doctor calls you Sir.

9.    You hate today’s music.

10.……ah…….......



RT - Senior Games: If Hasbro made a “Twister” game for seniors it would be a big seller; just one HUGE yellow dot and an all yellow spinner.  

6 comments:

  1. Your never as old as you think. Besides look at Regis-nobody is ever that old. He is old.

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  2. live each day by being only as old as you feel. Some days I am 90, others I could be 18 again, or 7, who knows.

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  3. If 60 is the new 40...
    then 42 must be the new 22...
    but I sure as heck don't feel like I'm 22 years old.
    And what's wrong with calling the remote "The Clicker"
    ???? Even my kids call it that. But I guess they call it that because they've been hearing ME call it that since they were born. Hmmm.
    And forget about any grand daughter -- I worry that I'M going to get hurt climbing the stairs! But I do like today's music...although everyone seems to play it a bit loud.

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  4. It's not how old you are, it's how you are old (Ted Nugent)

    You seem to be doing the old thing very well

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  5. Hot Damn! I'm not old! I was starting to worry.

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