A week has gone by, and it is time again for Cranky’s Headlines and stupid sophomoric comments.
Police say woman offered sexual favors for chicken McNuggets – Not surprisingly, the McNuggets declined.
Why Gay Parents May Be the Best Parents – Experts do concede that the whole conception thing does tend to be a problem.
Iran's 'morality police' cracks down on Barbie – OK, I know that you’re a backward, misogynist society, but …. IT”S A FRIGGIN DOLL!!
Man in Stable Condition After $44 Million Hospital Bill – For $44 milllion he should be better than just stable!
Delta: Flight diverted to Fla. for 'unruly' couple – Why do unruly people always get their way?
Kim brother says N.Korea heading for collapse – What does Rob Kardasian know about North Korea’s economy?
Florida police officers paid to drink alcohol, eat Doritos on the job – Florida police officers demand time and a half for hangovers.
School Fears “Cougars” Mascot Will Offend Women – After ruling out “Cougar” school officials are torn between naming mascot “The Bearded Clams”, the “Golden Beavers”, or “The Snappin Gyros”.
Ill. man in joking mood despite nail in brain – Imagine if he had a nail in his funny bone.
Russian scientist claims signs of life spotted on Venus – Tried to get a picture, but the little green dude ducked behind a rock.