Hundreds of Dead Birds Fall from Sky in Town For Second New Year's Eve in a Row – Locals brag, “New York drops a giant crystal ball, we got dead birds!”
Flushing Can Spread Diarrhea Disease – If you are flushing diarrhea, I think it may already be too late.
Lawmaker Urges Dutch to Apologize for WWII Jewish Deportations – Country unites to form giant human sign spelling out “Sorry Jews!”
Calif. Catholic bishop resigns, says he has 2 kids – Hmmm….no… this one is too easy!
Obama administration expands count of rape victims- I think even one rape victim is too much for any administration!
US Navy rescues Iranians held hostage by pirates – It was easy to separate hostages from the pirates; the pirates all had one eye, the hostages all had one eyebrow.
Hawaii hit by number of endangered seal killings – Endangered? They were KILLED!!
Rare Asian duck draws bird watchers to Calif. – Shocked watchers declare Asian duck is best served medium well.
Hey don't blame me, blame the lame week for funny headlines!