HEADLINES 011512
It’s that time again, time for Cranky’s HEADLINES of the week and my stupid sophomoric comments:
Marijuana doesn't harm lung function, study found – Scientists declare, “Like dude it ain’t do nuttin to do no harm…ah…pass the chips.”FAA says pilots can guide whooping cranes – But they can’t date them.
TV chef 'sorry' for shoplifting cheese and wine – This week’s show – How to entertain your guests while on a strict budget.
Jon Huntsman: Third Place Is a Ticket to Ride – Ticket is for Palookaville.
Dragnet: Alleged Cross-Dressing Georgia Car Thief Caught – Georgia strictly enforces all laws against cross-dressing.
Buried Alive Fiancé Gets 20 Years in Prison – Why is being buried alive a crime? I would think the person who buried her alive would have to go to jail.
Italian drug dealer guarded stash with 'mini alligator'- Dealer lost his hand when he thought he hid the drugs in his shoes.
15-year-old Maryland boy sentenced 85 years for killing teacher – And the conviction will remain part of his PERMINANT RECORD!!
PepsiCo finds trace fungicide in orange juice – Now claims their cola not only “Hits the spot” but also cures Athletes foot!
CA man suspected of poisoning wife's Rice Krispies – I have to say this – Does that make him a CEREAL killer? (I’m sorry, it’s the Tourette’s!)
Well I've had athlete's foot before and it sucks so I'm game for a glass or two of OJ to cure it :)
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