The divorce rate in this country is disturbing. In many cases the cause of break-ups is unrealistic expectations by the wife, and an inability to understand how to deal with a new husband. New wives-to-be should get a set of husband instructions before the wedding.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE 2011-SH (available en Espanol)
Congratulations on your new 2011 Standard Husband. The 2011 model referred to as the 2011-SH is designed to be durable and functional. Please read the instructions carefully before using. Please do not expect your 2011-SH to perform post-wedding as he did pre-wedding. Once broken in, the 2011-SH loses some attentiveness. If he sometimes flounders or acts in a peculiar manner this is not a defect, but it will require some maintenance on your part.