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In this age of twenty second sound bites sometimes all we read in a news story is the headline, however, sometimes the headlines scream “YOU HAVE TO READ MORE!! These beauties all were found on the internet 8-12-11:
Man Allegedly Urinates on 11-Year-Old Girl During Flight to New York – Allegedly? He did, or he didn’t, kinda hard to fake!
Norwegian Mass Killer Breivik 'Horrified by His Actions,' Psychologist Reveals – He slaughtered 92 people, mostly children, but now I should feel sorry for him?
Nursing Home Workers Sentenced For Making Patients Slippery – OK kids, this is why I ask you to just drop me off in a cabin in the woods with TV, a bottle of scotch and a brick of Velveeta cheese.
Norwegian Mass Killer Breivik 'Horrified by His Actions,' Psychologist Reveals – He slaughtered 92 people, mostly children, but now I should feel sorry for him?
Nursing Home Workers Sentenced For Making Patients Slippery – OK kids, this is why I ask you to just drop me off in a cabin in the woods with TV, a bottle of scotch and a brick of Velveeta cheese.
Calif. man accused of trying to break in to prison – So he got caught, what are they going to do? Send him to jail?
24-year-old Connecticut woman savagely attacks girl, 12, who was 'looking at' her boyfriend at party – The little tramp was obviously an adultaphile!
Russian Woman Killed by Husband's Homemade Rocket – Russia is still behind in the Spouse Race.
Teen Has Tongue Surgically Lengthened to Speak Korean – Only to find out he still did not know the language.
Teen Has Tongue Surgically Lengthened to Speak Korean – Only to find out he still did not know the language.
Detained Mexican Drug-Gang Leader Suspected in 900 Homicides – Detained? Well actually it turns out he only killed 300. He just ordered the other 600.
Astronomers find darkest planet ever – Then lose it after blinking. “It’s somewhere over there, in all that black stuff.”
Woman Accused of Stealing From Alex Trebek Claims She Is a Prostitute, Not a Robber – I’m sorry, that should be WHAT is a prostitute, not a robber?
I love these!
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Nice one Cranky - yet another gigglefest on my part.
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My husband and I love to find these types of mistakes in the paper. The last one I found was from a quote by a dad who's daughter was shot. It went something like this - "Amber" (we didn't use her last name to protect her privacy) "is a wonderful girl" said her father John Pendley. Really, you just wrote her father's last name - think that might give a clue as to the daughter's?
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