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Monday, June 20, 2016

WHAT I’D ASK THE PRESIDENT

WHAT I’D ASK THE PRESIDENT
A Cranky Re-run
I dug this ridiculous cranky re-run up from June 2011
If I had the chance to interview the President of the United States, I would not settle for the typical Barbra Walters softball questions.  I would ask the questions every American wants to know:

Will government run healthcare save the average person money and will health services be as available as they are today?

How can we turn around the unemployment problem we face today?

Do you put the toilet seat down, or leave it up?

When do you see an end to the fighting in Afghanistan?

Now that you have released your birth certificate, can we see proof of your baptism?

Will Joe Biden be your running mate in 2012?

Do your daughters call you Mr. President, Daddy, or M’Lord?

What is the capital of Tanzania?

What brand of cigarettes do you not smoke?

Will we ever have a balanced budget?

How do you spell potato?

It has been said that your wife’s name and Belle go together well.  How do you respond?  (Beatles reference.  GIYP)

If gay marriages are not legal, can a gay man still marry a lesbian?

If a train left the station traveling at 60 miles an hour and stopped at its destination in 4 hours and 27 minutes, how did it stop at the station if it was going 60 miles per hour?

If you vetoed every piece of legislation coming from a Republican House and Senate, could we call you The Obamable Noman?

WAIT, WAIT, MR. PRESIDENT…I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION!

15 comments:

  1. I loved the last two questions.

    Have a fabulous day Cranky. ☺

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  2. Most of those are still relevant!

    I am confident he'd just pull out that full-tooth laugh for most of those.

    Except the health care and balanced budget questions, for which he'd have a long, wonkish answer that doesn't mean anything.

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  3. Lol
    "a long, wonkish answer that doesn't mean anything." Is called being Presidential.

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  4. Funny, you is. :)

    I will truly miss Obama.

    Maybe they'll move to Canada. ;)

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  5. This is an interview I would actually want to see of his; most of them I can't even stomach for 30 seconds.

    betty

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  6. Would have loved to hear the answers to the last questions, but overall would make a great interview. When is the next State House Dinner? Maybe you can crash it. j/k

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  7. Fun! Interesting how some of these questions remain relevant while others do not.

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  8. That last question was the best one. Very creative, Joe.

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  9. And somehow, I managed to skip right over that last one.. missed it completely. Top points for punmanship, Joe! :)

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  10. Excellent questions! They would make him laugh.

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  11. Could you ask him what's really in Area 51?

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