WHAT I’D ASK THE PRESIDENT
A Cranky Re-run
I dug this ridiculous cranky re-run up from June 2011
Will government run healthcare save the average person money and will health services be as available as they are today?
How can we turn around the unemployment problem we face today?
Do you put the toilet seat down, or leave it up?
When do you see an end to the fighting in Afghanistan?
Now that you have released your birth certificate, can we see proof of your baptism?
Will Joe Biden be your running mate in 2012?
Do your daughters call you Mr. President, Daddy, or M’Lord?
What is the capital of Tanzania?
What brand of cigarettes do you not smoke?
Will we ever have a balanced budget?
How do you spell potato?
It has been said that your wife’s name and Belle go together well. How do you respond? (Beatles reference. GIYP)
If gay marriages are not legal, can a gay man still marry a lesbian?
If a train left the station traveling at 60 miles an hour and stopped at its destination in 4 hours and 27 minutes, how did it stop at the station if it was going 60 miles per hour?
If you vetoed every piece of legislation coming from a Republican House and Senate, could we call you The Obamable Noman?
WAIT, WAIT, MR. PRESIDENT…I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION!