STUPID HEADLINES 061216
It is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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Clinton Campaign Has a Brand New Explanation For
Hillary's Email Setup – Ah…everyone else was doing it. Ah yeah, that’s the story… everyone was doing
it.
Teacher pregnant with 13-year-old student’s child
– Kid gets an A, teacher gets a C…section.
Crocs aren't just terrible looking -- according to
podiatrists, they may be bad for your health – I don’t need a podiatrist to tell me to keep my feet
out of crocodile infested water.
Nigeria plans to put a man on the moon – I hope it’s that friggin Prince!
NYC spends $265G to urge people to use restroom of their choice – Because
suddenly this has become a huge problem…how did we go to the bathroom back in
the old days when men were men and woman were woman and others just faked it
and went into a stall?
ISIS defectors asking Western governments for help returning home – Sure,
come on home and while you’re here take our handouts and what the heck, rape a
few women…no hard feelings.
Kenya nationwide blackout
caused by rogue monkey – It took 6 days to reconnect the wire.
Iran bans goalie caught wearing 'SpongeBob' pants – “Absorbent
and yellow and porous is he.” Porous might not be the best attributes for a
goalie.
Customer finds $20 bill inside McDonald’s cheeseburger – Two
all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions and a double
saw buck…all from the $21 menu.
North Korean leader caught smoking – His people
are starving, he fed his uncle alive to dogs, his concentration camps are
notoriously brutal, he has threatened to drop atomic bombs on the USA, but
smoking a cigarette…now Kim Jong Un has gone just too far!
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ReplyDeleteI hope that Sponge Bob wasn't planning a trip to Iran. He might be public enemy number one now.
ReplyDeleteI loved today's headlines--as usual!!
ReplyDelete"Nigeria plans to put a man on the moon"....the moon? Last I heard they hadn't even mastered indoor plumbing.
ReplyDeleteYour headlines and comments always leave me laughing and scratching my head at the same time.
ReplyDeleteLOL! and I hope it's that friggin Prince, too!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I didn't know you could be "humped" to death by a camel when I took my ride on one.
ReplyDeleteI have absolutely NO fashion sense, but even I won't wear crocs!
ReplyDeleteOkay, so seriously had coffee come out of my nose on the student gets an A, teacher gets a C.. section. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Genius. As to the rest.. Can I just jump in my time machine and go back to watching, "My Three Sons," "The Courtship of Eddie's Father," and "Mr. Ed."????? Can I pleeease.
ReplyDeletethanks for the laughs among such sad things. :)
ReplyDeleteWell...they'd better hope Kim Jong Un isn't caught wearing Crocs and SpongeBob pants, humping a camel!
ReplyDeleteIt's either the Nigerian moon shot or the double sawbuck in the Mickey D burger. (But I could be wrong.)
ReplyDeleteWe live in a strange and wonderful world.
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