STUPID HEADLINES 061916
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Dutch woman jailed in Qatar after reporting rape convicted of 'illicit sex' – Woman found guilty after given a drugged drink and then raped. Call me a bigot; I still think the Middle East is just a little backward.
London mayor bans Tube ads that promote unhealthy body image – Finally! Now it is safe to visit London.
Chicken chain refuses to fry its chicken – Irish fast food chain “WeBE” (We Boil Everything) insists on sticking with its roots. “People love our boiled chicken sandwich and French boiled potatoes.
Broncos DC Wade Phillips Says His Super Bowl Ring Had the Name Spelled Wrong – NFL vows to change engraver from “Bubba and Bubba” to “Patel and Patel.”
Man lives 555 days without a heart – Big deal, I have 2 ex-wives who have gone 55+ years and still counting.
Homeowner says 19 vehicles have crashed into his house since 1960 – He might want to consider rebuilding just a skosh further off the road.
How to Survive a Gator Attack: 'Fight Like Hell,' Wildlife Experts Say – Good to know!
Taliban reportedly use 'beautiful' boys to infiltrate, kill Afghanistan police – OK, now I understand, homosexuality is an abomination…UNLESS you are diddling little boys, so homosexual bad, pedophilia good…what are we doing in this country?
Oakland police chief fired after six days on the job amid sex scandal – From a new game show, “I can lose that job in six days.” “OK, lose that job.”
Most modern marriages are invalid, Pope says – Where was the Pope when I really needed him?
Scientist uses apples to grow human ears – Just imagine what he could do with a cucumber!
Most Scientists still use cauliflower.
What’s wrong with the traditional ear of corn?
Kenyan court upholds use of anal probes to determine sexuality – That is one solution, but it does slow down the lines to the bathrooms.
Come back next week for more
the ex-wives punchline was awesome.ReplyDelete
The full story on the Oakland police chief situation is three different chiefs in nine days! Woo-Hoo!ReplyDelete
(OK, I suppose it was the guy before the one who was charged with the sex stuff, the one with the sex stuff, and the woman hired to replace him, but still...)
Oh Joe, Joe, Joe.. Again with coffee out of my nose! I just can't have you with my morning coffee anymore. First the ex-wives then the cucumber. It was a double whammy and I'll be informing Dr. Oz to stop peddling the neti pot and just read your blog while drinking. Omg... And ew on the boiled chicken and ew on the anal probe. They sound like they go together. - Happy Father's Day to you, btw. :)ReplyDelete
Happy Father's Day, and your ex wives sound colder than a landlord's heart!ReplyDelete
I linked you to Silly Sunday. The headlines are bad enough, but your commentary is the best.ReplyDelete
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
I had to Google Man lives 555 days without a heart--AMAZING!!ReplyDelete
I guess I won't be using a restroom in Kenya any time soon.ReplyDelete
I do not think a skosh will be far enough. Especially, if the people there drive like the people drive in the parking lot where my mom works.ReplyDelete
Really, if you find yourself in a position to have to survive a gator attack, you've already made some really bad decisions.ReplyDelete
How to survive a gator attack? Fast running shoes and a telephone booth might help, too!ReplyDelete
I'm shocked that guy didn't go public with his auto accident house after the 18TH time it got hit!ReplyDelete
haha where was the pope when you needed him..ReplyDelete
you rock have a blessed time all the time
"I still think the Middle East is just a little backward. . ."ReplyDelete
Yeah, but there's virtually no such thing as rape there. . .