THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Saturday, June 18, 2016
STUPID HEADLINES 061916
STUPID HEADLINES 061916
It is time
That got my attention
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes
Dutch woman jailed in Qatar after reporting rape convicted of 'illicit
sex' – Woman
found guilty after given a drugged drink and then raped.Call me a bigot; I still think the Middle
East is just a little backward.
London mayor bans Tube ads that promote unhealthy body image – Finally!
Now it is safe to visit London.
Chicken chain refuses to fry
its chicken – Irish
fast food chain “WeBE” (We Boil Everything) insists on sticking with its
roots.“People love our boiled chicken
sandwich and French boiled potatoes.
Broncos DC Wade Phillips Says
His Super Bowl Ring Had the Name Spelled Wrong – NFL vows to change engraver
from “Bubba and Bubba” to “Patel and Patel.”
Man lives 555 days without a heart –Big deal, I have 2 ex-wives who have gone 55+
years and still counting.
Homeowner says 19 vehicles have crashed into his house since 1960 – He
might want to consider rebuilding just a skosh further off the road.
How to Survive a Gator Attack: 'Fight Like Hell,' Wildlife Experts Say
– Good to know!
Taliban reportedly use 'beautiful' boys to infiltrate, kill Afghanistan
police – OK, now I understand, homosexuality is an
abomination…UNLESS you are diddling little boys, so homosexual bad, pedophilia
good…what are we doing in this country?
police chief fired after six days on the job amid sex scandal –From a new game show, “I can lose
that job in six days.”“OK, lose that job.”
Most modern marriages are
invalid, Pope says –Where was the Pope when I
really needed him?
Scientist uses apples to grow
human ears –Just imagine what he could do
with a cucumber!
Scientists still use cauliflower.
wrong with the traditional ear of corn?
Kenyan court upholds use of anal probes to determine sexuality – That
is one solution, but it does slow down the lines to the bathrooms.