BASEBALL HAT INSTRUCTIONS
This is a pressing issue that needs to be addressed: Baseball hat wearing.
Our children today do not know how to wear a baseball cap. There are only two acceptable positions in which to wear a baseball-style hat.
1. Brim straight ahead to protect the eyes from the sun.
2. Brim directly behind to keep the wind from blowing the hat off your head.
A slight shift from brim facing straight ahead is acceptable in some situations based on the angle of the sun, but these variations should only be for the short term.
|Dude...you look like an idiot!|
|So...you want to look stupid, right?|
|Umm...don't call us, we'll call you.|
|Turn it around...TURN IT AROUND!!|
Here are some other rules:
If your hat fits over your ears it is too big.
|I won't tell him, but...he looks stupid.|
Brims should not be flat. They should have a curve to them…they just should.
|This look just screams PUSSY!|
Tags or stickers should be removed after purchase. Even if you stole it...take the tag off.
To summarize, there is a right and a wrong way to wear a baseball hat:
|Example of the perfect way to wear a baseball hat.|