STUPID HEADLINES 072813
It is time once again for:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
|Gee it was just here!|
One headline is completely made up. Guess the fake and win a mention.
Foul-smelling 'corpse flower' blooms in shadow of US Capitol – Well it’s in the right place to get plenty of fertilizer.
Flat screens mean dogs are watching more TV – So that’s why my set is always tuned onto the “Animal Planet.”
Scientists have found “God’s bathtub,” a lake totally untouched by climate change – Scientists were baffled by a flock of rubber ducks found in the lake.
George Zimmerman rescues family from truck crash last week, police say – When the family in an overturned SUV saw Zimmerman they came out with their hands up!
Teen motorist on seaside daytrip parks car on beach - and returns to find it submerged by 3ft tide – Ebb tide is low tide?...Ah shit!
Town in Norway builds giant mirrors to avoid 5 months of darkness – Unfortunately the entire Kardasian family could not resist the giant mirrors and they blocked the sun’s reflections.
Skydiver collides with shortstop, knocking him out for the season – Shortstop called “I got him” but then lost the skydiver in the sun.
Pfizer reports Viagra sales shrinking – Seriously?
Women Often Miss Easy Way to Increase Chances of Getting Pregnant – Stop having headaches?
Norwegian woman wages public fight against Dubai jail sentence after reporting alleged rape – Woman was sentenced to jail for having sex outside of marriage when she was raped. Sharia Law anyone?
Last week’s Fake headline was:
Atheist group demands crosswalks be referred to as “pedestrian safety zones”- Maybe we should also refer to Easter as “more east!”
And the only winner - fishducky said...
So many weird ones this week, it's hard to guess. Is it "Atheist group demands crosswalks be referred to as “pedestrian safety zones”"?
Curse you fishducky!!
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