STUPID HEADLINES 072813
It is time once again for:
STUPID
HEADLINE SUNDAY
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| Gee it was just here! |
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One headline is completely made up. Guess the fake and
win a mention.
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Foul-smelling 'corpse flower' blooms in shadow of US
Capitol – Well it’s in the
right place to get plenty of fertilizer.
Flat screens mean dogs are watching more TV – So that’s why my set is always tuned onto the “Animal Planet.”
Scientists have
found “God’s bathtub,” a lake totally untouched by climate change
– Scientists were baffled by a flock of
rubber ducks found in the lake.
George Zimmerman rescues family from truck crash last
week, police say – When the
family in an overturned SUV saw Zimmerman they came out with their hands up!
Teen motorist
on seaside daytrip parks car on beach - and returns to find it submerged by 3ft
tide – Ebb tide is low tide?...Ah shit!
Town in Norway builds giant mirrors to avoid 5 months of
darkness – Unfortunately the
entire Kardasian family could not resist the giant mirrors and they blocked the
sun’s reflections.
Skydiver collides with shortstop, knocking him out for
the season – Shortstop called
“I got him” but then lost the skydiver in the sun.
Pfizer reports Viagra sales shrinking – Seriously?
Women Often Miss Easy Way to Increase
Chances of Getting Pregnant – Stop having headaches?
Norwegian woman wages public fight
against Dubai jail sentence after reporting alleged rape – Woman was sentenced to jail for having sex
outside of marriage when she was raped.
Sharia Law anyone?
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Last week’s Fake headline was:
Atheist group demands
crosswalks be referred to as “pedestrian safety zones”- Maybe we should also refer to Easter as “more east!”
And the only
winner - fishducky
said...
So many weird ones
this week, it's hard to guess. Is it "Atheist group demands crosswalks be
referred to as “pedestrian safety zones”"?
Curse
you fishducky!!
Good ones!
ReplyDelete"Teen motorist on seaside daytrip parks car on beach - and returns to find it submerged by 3ft tide"
Umm, Avis. Yeah, just checking. I DID get the extra insurance, right? ;)
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They're all true.
ReplyDeleteThe CIA wants to control the climate? Really? I just don't think so.
ReplyDeletefishducky's got a mind-link going on with you!
ReplyDeletegonna try for the giant mirrors this week, chuck...
No guesses this week--you got me!!
ReplyDeleteSo hard this week! At first I was going to agree with Joanne that they're all true. But then, upon re-reading, I zeroed in on God's Bathtub. Scientist's would not say God's Bathtub. They would call it a Big Bang Bathtub.
ReplyDeleteFoul-smelling 'corpse flower' blooms in shadow of US Capitol is the one I will go with being the fake one. I do not think you want something that reminds them of the crap they push on the American people.
ReplyDeleteStill looking for that army camo vehicle. It's like trying to find your silver gray sedan amongst all the other silver gray sedans in the mall parking lot. However, I'm with Val on the "God's Bathtub" no scientist would credit God with anything.
ReplyDeleteGreat post!
I love the image of the shortstop yelling, I got it, for the skydiver. Hahaha
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping at my blog.
I think I'll go with the flat screen tv's leading more dogs to read animal planet. I heard about the woman who was raped and then sentenced to jail. Unbelievable.
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