Stupid Headlines 070713
It is time once again for:
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| Must have been an end of the month citation quota thing |
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
One headline is completely made
up. Guess the fake and win a mention.
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Indian airline recruits female flight attendants to save money on fuel – I wonder how many miles to the gal they expect to get?
Helicopter makes hard landing in NYC's Hudson River – Talk about a polluted river.
All Blacks survive US scare to set up Wales date – The US may still be a little racist, but come
on…ALL BLACKS?
Customer shoots, kills robber outside Atlanta shop while
waiting to buy LeBron James sneakers – Like LeBron James isn’t wealthy enough, he has fans
waiting to buy him sneaker?
University Tells Student to Remove
Cross Necklace – Student
was then told to uncross her legs, and when she got angry she was told to not
be cross.
Physicist proves water actually
freezes at 31.99821 degrees Fahrenheit. – Clearly a result of global warming!
Goats invade San Francisco airport to prevent fires – How do goats even hold hoses?
Hunterdon County investigators want to speak to motorist
who left scene after causing wreck that injured cop - Oh, yeah, they just want to...ah...talk...that's all.
Pa. mom whose baby was taken away for days
over poppy seed drug test settles lawsuit – How can she expected to be a good mom after she tests positive for poppy
seeds?
Giant,
awesome ‘tree lobster’ survived 80 years in hiding – Duh! When did you last see a lobster pot in an elm?
Last week’s fake headline was:
Secret ingredient in “Superglue” turns out to be…Oatmeal! - Any mom could have told you that.
AND THE WINNERS ARE:
I'm pretty
sure it's Secret ingredient in “Superglue” turns out to be…Oatmeal! (Although
my turkey gravy would probably work, too!!)
Fran, I will
fool you yet!!
If you like to laugh go to Fran @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/
TexWisGirl
said...
Two in a row
these are getting too easy…still great photos are to be found at
Cindy Keen Reynders
said...
Oh, my. This
is too much fun!
Not even a
guess? Well for saying something nice…
Visit Cindy @ http://saucylucywisdom.blogspot.com/
Especially you authors out there.
Lo said...
Oh,
Cranky.....you score again. My favorites were the Ipad and the
shark...brilliant.
But I am entering this week and I pick the oatmeal. I've tried it and it just doesn't stick my fingers together like the real stuff.
But I am entering this week and I pick the oatmeal. I've tried it and it just doesn't stick my fingers together like the real stuff.
This week’s
fake was so easy even Lo got it and she believes anything! Go visit my favorite
blogger the lovely Lo @ http://loisstearns.blogspot.com/
Nina Gray
said...
Hmmm is it the
super glue?
Yes, yes it
is. Find Nina and interesting posts @ http://benchmark60.blogspot.com/
I'm picking
the Oatmeal Superglue. Even though oatmeal sticks to your ribs, I think there's
a more secret ingredient to that glue.
Val and Fran…I’ll
get you yet!!
If you like
Seinfeld, 44 oz. Diet Coke and gas station chicken, then you will love the
posts you find @ http://unbaggingthecats.blogspot.com/
Umm....what's a "Wales date"? Is that some kind of New Jersey thing? Is it something kinky? Does it involve farm animals?
ReplyDeletei'm with lowandslow. i didn't get that headline at all!
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Not to make too much fun of a tragedy---but I'm glad the goats were ready with their hoses to douse that fire at SFO.
ReplyDeleteThis week I think it's Physicist proves water actually freezes at 31.99821 degrees Fahrenheit. I don't know what a "Wales date" is, either. I have to admit I don't understand New Jersey people!!
ReplyDeleteI understand these headlines ever since I bought a mobile home from an old lady with a new battery.
ReplyDeleteYou've got me totally baffled.....laughing but baffled.
ReplyDeleteNot only do I have not a clue about the fake, I am completely flummoxed by Wales Date.
Help us out here, Sweetcheeks....it's not fair to make things too hard.
I'm going with the poppy seed baby one as the fake story.
ReplyDeleteI don't get that one about the "Wales date" either, but I'll pick the tree lobster as the fake. Everybody know lobsters are lousy at climbing trees.
ReplyDeleteI missed last week's post, but I've heard of some oatmeal made by a sailor that was so thick and sticky, when the ship hit rough seas and the pot got knocked upside down onto the deck, none of the oatmeal came out of the pot. (True story!)
To JJ: That's probably my problem--I think I need a new battery!!
ReplyDeleteI say the Tree Lobster is fake. Isn't that what parents always tell their kids when they ask for lobster? "Lobsters don't grow on trees, you know."
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