The surprising cause of most 'spider bites' - Spiders?
Woman declared 'dead' awakens just before doctors harvest her organs - Talk about your Grim Reaper!
Jodi Rose, Australian Artist, Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge Le Pont du Diable - Those mixed marriages never work.
President Obama tells kids his favorite food is broccoli - Yeah, because kids will believe anything!
Why baggage should always be left behind in a plane crash - Good to know...also, as soon as you can, get your left and your right behind off the damn plane!
New Jersey man jumps from plane without a chute and survives! - Man credits his life with the fact the plane had not yet taken off.
New York school district issues reading list riddled with errors, including 'Great Gypsy' - I only read the Cleff Notes.
Impala eludes two hungry cheetahs by jumping into car full of tourists - Impala saved by an Impala?
Just Explain It: The Truth About Left-handed People - Ew era on tnereffid neht thgir dednah elpoep!
Smithfield Foods head addresses concerns over China takeover - Well yeah, that's a lot of people for a food company to take over!
Possible significant development in 1960s Boston strangler case, report says - I'm pretty sure Tony Curtis confessed to that!
Coca-Cola unveils new bottle made of ice - So to keep the bottle frozen the coke freezes and to drink the coke it has to melt, but then...Hey here is a good idea, lets change the formula for Classic Coke!