I’M RUBBER YOU’RE GLUE!
Is there one
really smart person out there? I need an
app! There is an app to tune your
guitar, an app to pick up chicks, an app to find a restaurant or a motel. If you want it there is an app for it…except…
Every day I
get multiple emails from Adriana21.
Apparently this young lady has seen my picture on Facebook and she wants to have sex
with me. If I want to get in touch with
her to have sex I need to send her my SS #, my birth date and the account
numbers of all my bank accounts.
Every hour
my blog gets multiple hits from the same internet address in Russia.
Will someone
please invent an app that allows me to block emails and or blog hits from a
specified IP Address? I want to block
Adriana21 and bounce her message right back to her. If she is bothering other handsome men she
finds on Facebook, and I suspect she just might be doing so, and her emails are
blocked and returned by all these irresistible men she will have to deal with
computer overload!
If these
Russian a-holes are spamming other bloggers and I suspect they are and their
spam gets sent right back to them it just might knock them off line.
Please, how
hard is it to design such an app?
The return
message should be:
“I’m rubber you’re glue, all your spam
bounces off me and sticks to you…dickhead!”
On the upper right side of a message ... hover your cursor and you will see an arrow ~ click on it and the menu offers ... Follow Post; Hide; Report Story or Spam...
ReplyDeleteThe arrow is invisible until you hover your cursor... haven't a clue why...
oh also .. if it's in the form of a comment which I guess that's what she does... do the same thing on her comment... you will see an x ... click on this and this will appear
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An anti-Adriana21 app (and anti-all of her ilk) would for sure be a big hit. I hope you find someone to develop it for you...and all of us.
ReplyDeleteShe's hot for me, too. She must be just insatiable! Luckily my email automatically sweeps her persistent begging for my bod straight to spam. No worry.
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oh, i'd buy that app!
ReplyDeleteAdriana21 has been cheating on me?
ReplyDeleteLIAR! She promised me she was hot for ME ONLY.
As for the Russians, I thought we were friends with them now. I know we used to threaten to bomb them and stuff, but aren't they all like really nice guys now? Bob Kraft gave them a Super Bowl ring, after all.
ok I'm done after this one, yeah I am. I need to have coffee before reading blogs ~ especially yours ~ facetiousness or seriousness …
ReplyDeleteAs I've read the subsequent comments that come in email form, I realize I obviously misunderstood about ol Adriana21 ... you can block an IP address… you do know that… ? go to your control panel… oh, I don't know if you really …
don't need no dang app
Sign me up, too---for the app not the girl. I also get lots of visits from Russia. Is that where the spam is coming from?
ReplyDeleteGood idea! Heh, heh, heh...
ReplyDeleteAdriana21 leaves me alone. Instead I get Authur89. Apparently I only attract the 89 year olds who have the hots for the 44-year -old-mother- of-ten-housewive types like me. Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteWhere's my Antonio21? Not fair.
She's after me, too--but I don't swing both ways. I'm not sure why she wants me--maybe she thinks I placed an ad for one of those Viagra or penis extender ads I keep getting!!
ReplyDeleteApparently, she finds me repulsive. Nary a contact, and only five total files in my spam folder. However, I had a Russian-accented chick call my home phone and ask for a guy who's a nearby neighbor. How does THAT work? He would be disappointed to find out I hung up on her without responding.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it's Putin. Usually, you can get rid of these things as Carolyn said above. I tried, but she uses different e-mails every day. If you try to block her, she returns tomorrow like Fatal Attraction.
ReplyDeleteShe's hot for me as well.
ReplyDeleteApparently Adrianna is pretty lonesome or desperate and hasn't figured out how to take matters into her own hands? I mean, afterall, if you want something done right, do it yourself...
Poor Adriana, she's just lonely and wants to get to know you better. And apparently she can do that by learning your social security number.
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