Friday, August 2, 2013
Here is some cranky advice to women that will not be followed, but…what the heck.
Ladies, if you want your man to do something, JUST ASK!
I know; your man should know to do stuff and you shouldn’t have to ask. Well he doesn’t and you do. The sooner you learn that, the happier your relationship will be.
Women…do not let shit pile up and expect your man to notice and step in to clean up the mess. I know, I know…you shouldn’t have to ask…
AH, BUT YOU DO!
Follow my cranky advice and instead of this:
“How can you just walk past that mess day after day and not lift a finger to clean it up? Why do I have to do everything?”
“I don’t know, (man instinctually goes on the defensive) I didn’t notice.”
“How could you not notice? It smells, and you can’t use the sink!”
“I don’t smell anything and I don’t use the sink.”
You will have this:
“Honey, I have stuff to do upstairs, would you be a love and clean up the kitchen?”
“Oh, sure, no problem.”
It is that simple ladies…you need to ask. Then when he does as you ask, give him a treat. Men are dogs. Treat them like dogs. You don’t expect a dog to just fetch the paper, you have to ask… “Fido, FETCH!” When he brings you the paper you scratch him behind the ears and tell him “Good boy.”
I hear you… “But I shouldn’t have to tell him!”
Once again: AH, BUT YOU DO!
If you want to fight and get pissed off in that holier-than-thou way all the time, wait for a man to notice something and then step in and fix it.
If you want things to get done, ask in that women’s way of telling and then reward the good behavior.
It is very simple;
Ask…reward. After several years you may not even have to ask.
And by reward I mean SEX.