|Talk about TMI!|
Lindsey Lohan declares, “I am drug and alcohol free!” – Well they do say the first 15 minutes is the hardest!
Maine governor denies saying Obama 'hates white people' – The Governor claims in commenting on the Presidents eyes he said “Obama has wide pupils.”
Vibrating shoes to keep elderly upright – Any of my old friends who remember Electronic Football and the vibrating field will appreciate this breakthrough. Might work for old people.
tapeworm to lose weight is still not a good idea – Yeah, those worms must have a lot of calories per serving.
Justice Department to sue Texas over voter ID law – Drive a car…need ID, fly anywhere…need ID, open a bank account, a telephone account, a utilities account, go to school, see a doctor, get insurance, rent a car, go to the rest room…need ID! Vote? Sure, you look honest.
Georgia elementary school bookkeeper credited with calming armed suspect – I bet this lady did not expect to be a hero this day, but she sure was!
Pennsylvania woman turns up alive after her own funeral – Now that is awkward!
*stolen from Kelly @ http://delightfullyludicrous.blogspot.com/
Last week’s fake headline was:
Archeologist finds missing link…and then loses it! – He is now heading an expedition to find the missing, missing link.
AND THE WINNERS ARE:
This week, I will go with, Archeologist finds missing link…and then loses it! I am sure if they ever find missing link they would make sure they did not lose it.