THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Sunday, August 4, 2013
STUPID HEADLINES 080413
STUPID HEADLINES 080413
It is time once again for:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
Talk about illegal search and seizure!
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is
completely made up. Guess the fake and win a mention.
fired because a man can't control himself – I don’t want a
dentist to be drilling my tooth when he’s working a boner!
GM fires employees over Indian
they forgot the dots*.
CNN's new 'Crossfire' producer said Romney’s partied while 'black people
drowning' – He was previously fired from Yahoo
because he should have said “Romney’s partied while black people WERE drowning.”He promises to use correct English in the
New poll shows Weiner dropping to fourth in NY mayoral race after latest
scandal – “Poll shows Weiner” now there’s a
Man wants jogger to stop pooping on his property – Or at least bring a scooper.
boycott Russian vodka over anti-gay laws – Boycott ended when the first “Sea Breeze” was
Book missing for more than 150 years returned to Kentucky
library – Hmmm…that’s 54,750 days overdue@ 5 cents a day for a fine of $2,737.50. Pakistan
television show turns to giving away babies to boost ratings – Wow it must take a lot of babies to show much of a
High School Football Team changes offense to shotgun
formation when girl tries out for center - I’m not going to touch this one either.
Montgomery police intercept twice-stolen manhole covers – So is
that two counts of theft?
Seattle officials call for ban on 'potentially offensive'
language – Thisisbutmightagree.
5-foot-long shark found at door of 'Sea Dog' pub on
Nantucket – That might make you need a drink, but
perhaps at the bar down the street.
Agents Raid Animal Shelter, Kill Deer Named “Giggles” – I don’t know about you, but I feel a lot safer now that a
motherless fawn has been offed!