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Saturday, April 4, 2020

Mrs. Cranky's Shopping List

It has been a long time for one of these.  Many readers may not be aware of my wife's unreadable shopping lists.  From time to time I post them and give an award to the reader who can correctly identify the most items on her list.

Anything to get minds off this virus for a few minutes.

The award is a mention of your blog site, and an official Cranky Whoop-Tee-Doo! If you do not have a blog website then you just get a Whoop-Tee-Doo! 


Here is a current list.

GOOD LUCK


The funniest interpretations may be awarded a Whoop! The Tee-Doo only goes to the winner.

Correct answers, if Mrs. C can remember will be posted on Friday.

Comment moderation is on.

17 comments:

  1. Always fun... and difficult.

    A key for your son
    Romaine lettuce
    Peppers
    Onions
    Bbq sauce
    Bleach... or bread
    Lemon juice
    Raisins
    Tomatoes
    Strawberry jam
    Tomato sauce
    Lime
    Sweet potatoes
    Small potatoes
    PASSWORD!
    Ground meat
    (Brand name) burger buns
    Potato chips

    Thanjs for the much needed entertainment.

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  2. I got peppers, BBQ sauce and possibly lemons?? The rest of it is either written by a physician or a member of a foreign country. I look forward to the answers on Tuesday.

    betty

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  3. I got: tomatoes, lettuce, Rye (bread?), peppers, sweet potatoes, BBQ sauce, lemon sauce, raisins, Strassburg, or maybe that's strawberry, chicken meat although I'm not sure about the chicken meat, and I think she's got sweet potatoes twice.

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  4. I would only be able to get the barbecue sauce, lemon ice, butter, small oranges and possibly peppers?

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  5. Here's my best guess:

    Keg? something
    Tomatoes
    Lettuce / Rom?(Romaine?)
    Peppers
    Onions
    BBQ Sauce
    Beans
    Lemonade
    Raisins
    Strawberry Jam
    Orange Marm(alade)
    Sw(eet) Potatoes
    Sm(all) Potatoes (perhaps she means the small, red boiling potatoes, love those here)
    PomWond(erful) (Pomegranate Juice)
    Chef? Meat
    KMD? Burger Buns
    Sw(eet) Potatoes (again)

    At least, that's what i would have brought back from the store if i'd been sent with this list.

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  6. tangerines, lettuce, rye bread, peppers. BBQ Sauce, raisins, strawberry jam, orange marmalade, chopped meat, burger buns, sweet potatoes, lemon juice,

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  7. I gave this some time, as that's plentiful right now:
    Top corner square indicates giving Key to Son
    Tomatoes, Peppers, Onions, BBQ Sauce, Ben Rice (Uncle Ben's?), Lemon Juice, Raisins, Tomatoes, Strawberry Jam, Tomato Sauce, Lettuce, Sweet Potatoes, Small Potatoes, Pom Wonderful, Chopped Meat, Kind Breakfast Bars, Sweet Potato Chips, Rye.

    I think I'm heavy on the tomatoes, but otherwise, I'm feeling confident.

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  8. Looks like my list sometimes when I add stuff without my glasses and even in the dark. She would shoot me at the door when all I came home with was BBQ sauce, raisins,sweet potatoes, and small potatoes. My sympathies Joe.

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  9. All I can make out is peppers, onions, bbq sauce, lemonade?, parsnips, kmd burger...

    Have a lovely day.

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  10. Apparently you all have a lot of time. SO far I am impressed, apparently women have a secret shopping list code that i can't crack. Comments will be released in a few days.

    Thanks for making this fun!

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  11. Peppers, BBQ Sauce, lemon juice, raisins--that's all I could make out! Joe--God bless your wife, this is just too darn funny :)

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  12. Welp. Now I'm thankful that my *ahem* lovely wife has excellent penmanship. Much better than mine. Good luck.

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  13. Oh my gosh! This one is SO HARD! In the upper left corner is the note: KEY SON. Then, the first line, before going down the first column, is TOM (for tomato), LETTUCE, ME.

    First column: PEPPERS, ONIONS, BBQ SAUCE, BIDENS, LEMON JUICE, RAISINS, TOMAHAWKS, STRAWBERRY OJ, TORONTO MASS.

    Second column: SOUTHWEST PASSAGES, SMALL ROANOKE, POM WAND, CHEAP MEAT, KIND BURGER, BRA, SWEET POTATOES.

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  14. Here's what I see: lettuce, sweet potatoes, small potatoes, BBQ sauce, chopped meat, lemonade, strawberry jam, onions, toilet paper, water, paper towels and sanitizer...the last 4 probably aren't really on there but everyone else in America has them on their lists!

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  15. please don't tell Mrs C that i got headache while trying to focus what is going on here

    actually she does not know that i got mental weakness in past
    let me try sudoku first
    how impressive that everyone got her already

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  16. Thanks for giving some people with bad penmanship an example that will raise their self esteem level. You could have gotten a break if Mrs. C had used dittos for the Sm Potatoes; the second potato obliterated the first one and is written differently. I fear that the dittos would also have been illegible.

    In a previous lifetime was she a county clerk before the typewriters era?

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  17. hahahah and I thought my sweetie had indecipherable handwriting...I can see BBQ sauce, peppers,lemon juice, strawberry jam, lettuce, raisins, tamarinds, sweet potatoes,and who knows after these guesses.....

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