STUPID HEADLINES 011319
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This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Saudi women to be notified of divorce by
text message – What do they call a pre-nup in Saudi
Arabia? Unnecessary.
Elizabeth Warren in Iowa: 'I am not a
person of color' – Maybe
not in Iowa, but the rest of the country considers blonde hair and blue eyes to
be a color.
Florida man finds out his dad helped
deliver him at birth, throws pizza at him – Only in Florida does the delivery man get the pizza! I
think he was mad because his Dad’s delivery took over ½ hour.
Rare penny might be worth $1.7M – Keep looking you future
pennymillionaires! I think it was found at a gas station chicken store.
Tasting Wine Stimulates Your Brain
More Than Math – This
is so stupid, why would tasting wine stimulate your math at all?
Paris' first all-nude restaurant
closing due to lack of customers – In what universe was this ever a good idea? Oh yeah, France.
Restaurant manager suspended for
racial profiling, throwing chair at black customer: 'I'm not trying to be
racist' - Dude, you
threw a chair at someone because he was black; “Not Trying?” I’m pretty sure that is racist!
The demise of Sears is rooted in the
erosion of American fundamentals – Yes, that and the store sucks!
Man walks into McDonald's with a dead
raccoon – No, this
is not the start of a stupid joke, this is an actual headline.
Nearly 100,000 au pairs brought to US
win $65.5 million settlement in Denver lawsuit – Even a full house of lawyers could
not beat au pair.
THE BIGGEST WHO GIVES A
CRAP HEADLINE OF THE WEEK:
Mark-Paul Gosselaar hasn’t spoken to
his 'Saved by the Bell' co-star Dustin Diamond in 25 years – Stop the presses, the last page of
the “WHO GIVES A CRAP GAZETTE” needs a story!
FEEL-GOOD
STORY OF THE WEEK:
Ex-NASA Engineer
Design Glitter Bomb Trap as Revenge for Thieves Stealing His Packages – Sometimes smart people doing stuff to screw with an asshole
just makes me feel good…is that wrong?
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I liked that glitter bomb story also. Glitter never leaves you.
ReplyDeleteThere might be a valuable penny out there waiting for me! I could be a pennyillionaire before I expected! Your au pair comment is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteLet's see. Did they walk in nude or strip once there? If they didn't provide towels to sit on, I can understand the failure.
ReplyDeleteLoved your feel good story!!
ReplyDeleteThere just aren't that many people in this world that I would want to see nude let along eat with them. Glitter bomb rocks.
ReplyDeleteHow i wish we could use the same dye they use in bank robberies to mark porch pirates.
ReplyDeleteSears and Roebuck was a fabulous company for its first several decades, and recent mismanagement has ruined it, which makes me sad.
I work in a place where the customers are nude. We're super busy.
ReplyDeleteI have to google that Florida story - I don't quite get the connection.
ReplyDeleteI snorted when I watched the glitter bomb. What a great idea.
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