STUPID HEADLINES 030418
it is time again
for
I love Spring
| STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY |
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes
sophomoric comments.
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California man riding horse on Los
Angeles-area freeway arrested on DUI charge – Shouldn’t that be RUI?
Florida woman accused of fatally
shooting fiancé’s dog after man reportedly refused to crack her back – Couldn’t he have just done that step
on a crack thing, or is that only for your mother?
San Francisco is the 'hardest
working' city in America: study – Interesting.
Buyer pulls out of home sale after discovering its porn past – I wonder if that choice of words was
intentional?
Threat to use AR-15-style rifle ends
stabbing incident – Let’s
see…rock breaks scissors, scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, and hmmm…oh
yeah, AR-15 rifle beats the crap outta knife.
Study determining San Francisco the
hardest working city is deemed the dumbest most meaningless study ever: study- Interesting.
Amelia Earhart's stolen car found – Now, if they could just find
Amelia!
Models carry their own severed heads
down the runway – Who
knew ISIS has a “Fashion Week.”
Red Sox Asking City of Boston to Change
Name of Offensive Street – So sensitive in Boston, I always liked Bucky Dent Drive.
Man gets $75 after being wrongly
imprisoned for 31 years – Probably should not have hired “Lawyers R Us.”
'Pronouns matter': Georgia college
suggests 'ne' and 've' as gender-neutral words – Ne, neself and vy think this is the
most ridiculous thing vy have ever seen.
FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE
WEEK:
99-Year-Old Australian Swimmer Breaks
World Record – Hitting
99 is pretty good in itself.
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
Some of these really do make you scratch your head. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day, Joe. ☺
There are some reeeeeeeealy strange people is this country!
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh! The headline for your headlines had my 13-year-old self snorting. And the porn house, too!
ReplyDeleteMy hubby's a Chiropractor and I'm sure he could crack her back...and then move on up to her neck and make sure she never shot another dog. So they found Amelia's car. Hmmm...did they check the trunk? I'm from Chicago and you never knew who'd you'd find in the trunk.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm looking forward to the warmer weather, then...
ReplyDeleteThey guy who only got $75 after 31 years in prison, was that in Louisiana? Here you cannot get a settlement for wrongful imprisonment from the state unless you can prove that the prosecution knew you were most like innocent and set out to imprison you anyway, and even then settlements are capped at a ridiculously low amount.
ReplyDeleteWas Amelia the one who reported it stolen?
ReplyDeleteThere's just no limit to the material for this post.
ReplyDeleteCalifornia man riding horse on Los Angeles-area freeway arrested on DUI charge <-- But... was the horse drunk? Something just like that happened last year here in Lakeland and our sheriff made a point of saying that the horse was "perfectly sober."
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