Stupid Headlines 031118
it is time again for
Is diarrhea a good mix with anything?
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes
sophomoric comments.
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Brain surgeons perform procedure on
wrong patient – Clearly
these brain surgeons were not rocket scientists.
Woman who thought she had kidney
infection was in labor – Baby was named “Stone.”
College Warns Saying “God Bless You”
is Islamophobic – If
they stop saying “Allah Akbar” when they blow shit up, I’ll not say “God bless
you” if they sneeze. Actually, I firmly
believe that 99.999% of Muslims would not be the least bit offended…maybe
people in College think too much.
Terrifying laughter from Amazon's
Alexa creeps out its users – Only if users are having funny but creepy thoughts.
Interior Dept. spending $139G to fix
doors in Zinke’s office – Apparently the doors are attached to a Ferrari.
Man drives stolen car to court for
stolen car charge – He
pled not guilty by reason of stupidity.
Man arrested for calling 911 four
times to complain about clam chowder – Apparently Connecticut has a three-call maximum to complain
about clam chowder.
Pizza Hut’s new Pie Tops II shoes let
you order pizza and pause live TV – I was hoping that this was just a joke, but no…it seems some
people actually believe this is a good idea.
Drug charges dropped after suspect
refuses to poop for 47 days in custody – What did he swallow, cocaine or cement?
Family accidentally eats 21-year-old
Quaker Oats cereal they got from Walmart – This might explain the 47-day non-pooping suspect.
'Bachelor' Arie Luyendyk Jr. 'Banned'
From Minnesota as Becca Kufrin's Home State Stands Behind Her – He needs to move to California for
sanctuary.
FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE
WEEK
Desperate Mother Duck Quacks For
Attention After Her Ducklings Fall Into A Storm Drain – Who doesn’t like a good duck story?
Come Back Next Week
for more
STUPID HEADLINE
SUNDAY!!
Great uplifting post, thankyou
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You've outdone yourself this time. Another joyous start to my week.
ReplyDeleteSo many interesting/oddball things this week. 21 year old Quaker Oats. Did we have best before dates 21 years agao? Lovely story about the duck rescue.
ReplyDeleteYour sophomoric comments are exceptional. You have a diarrhea headline for my 13-year-old self, and a duck headline for our buddy Fishducky. But it's hard to believe that nothing stupid happened in Florida this week!
ReplyDeleteFlorida has had such bad news recently, I'm giving them a pass.
DeleteI loved the stolen car one the best. What an idiot.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day, Joe. ☺
I have seen older expiration dates at Walmart...lol
ReplyDeleteSorry for my long absence, and I hope you are having a good weekend!
Brain surgeons working on the wrong patient!! Wow add in Alexa with the creepy laughter and you have...yeah that really doesn't make it any worse though.
ReplyDeleteYou have to love a good duck story, thanks for the grins this morning Joe.
I have to keep reminding DH about checking the SB dates at Wally World. Think they about the worst!
ReplyDeleteGrandpa could tell a few of those “didn’t know she was in labor” stories. They are always very odd to me.
ReplyDeleteSAVE THE DUCKIES!!!
ReplyDeletePizza Hut’s new Pie Tops II shoes let you order pizza and pause live TV <-- Yeah, but can they do laundry and wash windows?
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