THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Sunday, March 18, 2018
STUPID HEADLINES 031818
STUPID HEADLINES 031818
it is time again for
I hope he chose the one time payout and not a 20 year distribution
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes
Woman sues restaurant alleging she
was hurt by drag queen's breast – Beaten by boobs, rocked by rack, tagged by ta ta’s, mashed by
melons, bashed by bags, harmed by hooters…that’s all my thirteen-year-old-self
GAY CONVERSION THERAPIST FOUND GUILTY
OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS MALE PATIENTS TO 'CURE' THEM – It could work, I think I may have
made several women change teams in my day.
Skunks invade small New Mexico town –
Must be an election
MLB Prospect Cut By Team After Video
Of Him Beating Girlfriend Surfaces – He couldn’t hit her curves.
Russian plane loses load of gold,
platinum and diamonds – Accidentally dropped its cargo over Mar Largo, Florida.
Arm homeless with shotguns to reduce
crime, US Senate hopeful says – What could possibly go wrong?
New Jersey church shocked after Jesus
statue stolen 90 years ago is returned – Actually it was just borrowed.
Chicago students allegedly trash
Walmart during National School Walkout protest - “They pounced on cars in the lot, vandalized
two of the school buses parked there, threw Gatorade bottles at shoppers, smoke
bombs, and we heard gun shots in the parking lot.”
Second Top Nike
Executive Departs Amid Complaints of Workplace Behavior – Apparently,
they can not “Just do it” whenever they like.
O.J. Simpson has a lot to say about
Donald Trump and Colin Kaepernick – Maybe it is me, but I’ve never been too interested in a murderer’s
opinion of anyone.
Tinder sues dating app Bumble –
Not a stupid
headline, I just want to hear the bailiff announce, “Next on the docket is the
case Tinder vs. Bumble.”
FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE
Random company pays drunk’s $1500 Uber
bill as a thank you for not drinking and driving – A slow week for good news, but I do
have a soft spot in my heart for drunks.