STUPID HEADLINES 030517
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It’s
time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This
week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Twitter erupts over image of
Kellyanne Conway kneeling on Oval Office couch – Is this the second most famous Oval
Office kneeling?
Spanish Government Appoints a
‘Sex Czar’ to Reverse Country’s Declining Population – This sounds like a great job,
but after about a week, I imagine reversing a population decline could get
tedious and draining.
IRS audits reportedly targets the
rich – And
surprisingly enough, oil companies are only drilling in areas where they have
reasonable expectations of finding oil.
March Madness 2017: U.S. Companies
Will Lose Billions To Slacking Workers – Bull Sh*t! They
do this same story every year. Pure crap
based on flawed assumptions. Companies
will lose zippity-do-da.
Florida homeowner uses martial arts
to stop burglar – What
was he, a relationship councilor? How
does that stop a burglar? Huh…oh,
martial…never mind.
Biologists ask Alaska residents to
count moose – How
could this possibly be accurate?
An American man is claiming to be the
rightful King of England – When added to President of the United States, this would make Donald
Trump a very powerful man.
Smart condom i-Con will rate your
sexual performance – Talk
about performance anxiety!
Male or female? 'Garfield's' gender
in question – OMG,
it’s a cartoon cat; who friggin cares?
Vegan Woman Arrested After
Repeatedly Crashing Her Car Into Chicken Truck – Surprisingly enough, this did
not happen in Florida.
88-year-old woman stops rape by
claiming to be HIV-positive – Even more effective, she also kicked the sick bastard really
hard in the nuts…this is one smart and tough lady!
AND THE FEEL-GOOD STORY
OF THE WEEK:
99-year-old woman checks
'get arrested' off her bucket list
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STUPID (and one nice) HEADLINE SUNDAY
If getting arrested was on my bucket list, so would being released!!
ReplyDeleteI've had my fantasies, somehow, getting arrested wasn't one of them.
ReplyDeleteHere I am the weirdo of the group - surprise, I know. - I too want to know what it's like to be arrested. I've never been. I feel like I'm saving it up for a moment when I actually will be arrested, say, for something family related. Lol..
ReplyDeleteback in my village there was a man who was arrested for the crushing tow kids under his truck because he was drunk.he died in prison later but i still think about his nightmare about accidents which drove him crazy .
ReplyDeletebeing arrest was not fantasy for me it reminds me of crimes behind it .
Look at that dear old soul. She's having such a hoot. I'll bet she was a bit of a 'wild child' in her youth.
ReplyDeleteTrust me when i say i do not want to see the jails around here from the inside.
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff as always. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
I like the last one the very best. What a nice thing to do for her. Odd, but nice.
ReplyDeleteI love your comments about the headlines way better than the headlines.
I linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day, Joe. ☺
Great List. I like the 2nd to the last one the best.
ReplyDeleteGreat comments to the headlines again. As for the old lady, bless her heart. I got over that need to be arrested when I was 5 years old. Made me scared of cops till I dated one in my 30's.
ReplyDeleteGarfield's gender is in question? Oh my, just which litter box should he/she use?
ReplyDeleteI've never been arrested, but I took a polygraph administered by a police detective. It was not optional. Let the record show that I was NOT the perpetrator.
ReplyDeleteI never had a desire to be arrested until a friend's son spent a year in jail and lost 80lbs. Hmmm...now I'm thinking this could be better than Oprah's way.
ReplyDeleteI don't have "getting arrested" on my bucket list.
ReplyDelete"IRS audits reportedly targets the rich" Isn't that profiling? But I thought..... ;)
ReplyDeleteFirst question, Why would someone have "getting arrested" on their bucket list? Second question, Why would it take they 99 years to check it off?
ReplyDeleteAre they taking applications for the Czar job?
ReplyDeleteSo. . . I'm wondering if Bruce Jenner ever has the menstrual cramps thing. . .
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll be down at the Spanish Consulate this afternoon, putting in my application. . .
I'm too afraid to get arrested.
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