STUPID HEADLINES 030517
It’s time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Twitter erupts over image of Kellyanne Conway kneeling on Oval Office couch – Is this the second most famous Oval Office kneeling?
IRS audits reportedly targets the rich – And surprisingly enough, oil companies are only drilling in areas where they have reasonable expectations of finding oil.
March Madness 2017: U.S. Companies Will Lose Billions To Slacking Workers – Bull Sh*t! They do this same story every year. Pure crap based on flawed assumptions. Companies will lose zippity-do-da.
Florida homeowner uses martial arts to stop burglar – What was he, a relationship councilor? How does that stop a burglar? Huh…oh, martial…never mind.
Biologists ask Alaska residents to count moose – How could this possibly be accurate?
An American man is claiming to be the rightful King of England – When added to President of the United States, this would make Donald Trump a very powerful man.
Smart condom i-Con will rate your sexual performance – Talk about performance anxiety!
Male or female? 'Garfield's' gender in question – OMG, it’s a cartoon cat; who friggin cares?
88-year-old woman stops rape by claiming to be HIV-positive – Even more effective, she also kicked the sick bastard really hard in the nuts…this is one smart and tough lady!
AND THE FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK:
99-year-old woman checks 'get arrested' off her bucket list
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STUPID (and one nice) HEADLINE SUNDAY