Stupid Headlines 031217
It’s time again for
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Who will be on the jury?
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This
week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Wanted fugitive runs into SWAT team
conducting training exercises – Of all the SWAT teams conducting training
exercises in all the
towns in all the world…
Pope Urges Families to Have Fewer
Kids to Make World More Sustainable – But…DON’T USE BIRTH CONTROL!!
Barbra Streisand Says Trump Causing
Her to Gain Weight – Clearly
grounds for impeachment.
Lawyer bills New York City $520,000
in hunt to find $5,000 believed stolen from campaign – Who’s the thief?
drunk man steals forklift in Florida
Keys, 'needed to drive' – Had to have at least one headline from Florida.
White College Women Told to
Stop Wearing Hoop Earrings Because It’s ‘Racist’ – Who knew? Damn, I’m going to miss fried chicken.
Photographer captures nearly 200
alligators sunbathing together – Hard to believe anyone person could capture 200 alligators,
but he claims it was a snap.
Teen who replaced sister's goldfish
with baby carrots is still waiting for her to notice – I’ve heard of slow news days, but
this is ridiculous!
Canadian Town Says There’s No Reason
To Worry About Bright Pink Water – Spokesperson Sissy McSissington claims she has been drinking pink water ever since she was a little boy.
Defense lawyer's pants catch fire
during arson trial – The
prosecution rests!
Nicole Kidman gives explanation
behind bizarre seal clap at 2017 Oscars – Well this explanation just has me holding my breath,
now if the headline was “Nicole Kidman explains her clap…”
AND THE FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK:
Woman Braves Blizzard On Horseback,
Delivers Coffee And Hot Meal To Stranded Truck Driver
http://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/2094/Woman-Braves-Blizzard-On-Horseback-Delivers-Coffee-And-Hot-Meal-To-Stranded-Truck-Driver
http://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/2094/Woman-Braves-Blizzard-On-Horseback-Delivers-Coffee-And-Hot-Meal-To-Stranded-Truck-Driver
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
That carrot/goldfish switch made me laugh out loud...and once again spew coffee on my keyboard. I am a slow learner. Coffee and stupid headlines on my laptopnare not a good idea.
ReplyDeleteMy Sunday morning fun read. Thank you once again.
ReplyDeleteWow.......what a collection.......so hoop earrings are racist? Who knew!
ReplyDeleteHeck, yes! I blame Trump for my weight gain too! Why not?
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's Trump's fault. Everything, I mean, not just Babs's weight. Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteOh, I just realized that "S.J." above might think I'm digging on her. I'm not. Just trying to be funny - and failing, as I sometimes do. Also, I think everybody should only be allowed to wear their own culture's original clothing and jewelry and things. And only eat what they ate. And only laugh at their own jokes. Sounds like a recipe for a very happy humanity. Sheesh (again).
ReplyDeleteTrump is to blame for everything. It's getting really old too.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
Lier, lier, pants on fire. Ouch.
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That she can't tell a carrot from a gold fish probably explains why the originals died.
ReplyDeleteLawyer bills New York City $520,000 in hunt to find $5,000 believed stolen from campaign. Most believable headline ever.
ReplyDeleteNothing is is more stupid than NYC Government with Bill DeBlasio as Mayor.
I always love your Stupid Headlines!!
ReplyDeleteI'm wearing hoop earrings at this very moment. Sorry, I just didn't know it was wrong. That's OK, atleast I'm not Pioneer Woman from Food Network who just got slammed because 5yrs ago on her TV show she made Asian wings and nobody would eat them.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the Catholics are going to have to come up with another strategy!
ReplyDeleteHa! I should have replaced our son's dead goldfish with baby carrots. It would have been less stressful.
ReplyDelete"How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? Watch for his lips to move. . ."
ReplyDeleteOr, you know, when his pants catch fire. . .
And it is already a well-esptablished fact that all human misery anywhere in the world is because of Republican presidents. I mean, duh. . .
Photographer captures nearly 200 alligators sunbathing together <-- This was in Florida, too, and I've been to that state park. However, I didn't capture the alligators... ;-)
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